004 ♥ TEXT ♦ Anonymous

[debauchewy]

[He's back. Ah, and not much time has passed here, has it? Might as well prod at the network a little, though why not make it a bit of a game? He did have that endearing persona he used once before against... who was that again?]

[Oh well.]

when u show up here with rly cool powers u probably would feel pretty bad not using them 2 b a hero huh? (っ◞‸◟c)

ahhh but isnt that scary?? how strong do u have 2 b 2 jump a building?? all u heroes must b rly strong. wats the most heroy thing uve done here?? how can i get good at it! ᕙ(⇀‸↼!!)ᕗ

[Guess who.]

[Or don't. You can also just tell him about cool stuff you've done to make yourself a potential target and be fawned over and complimented because you're so cool.]

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[exsithstential]

[A gentle, cautioinary pause.]

Why do you say that?

[debauchewy]

because ull feel rly stupid! （＾Д＾）!

[exsithstential]

Please explain yourself.

[He had a bad feeling about this...]

[debauchewy]

if i dont will u come and get an explanation urself? (ゝω・●)

[exsithstential]

[And suddenly it clicks. The juvenile dialogue, the emotes. The beckoning nature...

There is a long moment where Revan tips between tossing the communicator across the room in frustration and aggressively chastising the man.

A bit later there is a beep and Revan's audio is activated. His tone is even but taught like a rubber band about to snap.]

Hisoka.

-> Audio

[debauchewy]

Mmnn~ Again, like that. How lovely.

Audio

[exsithstential]

You likely don't care, but it is incredibly rude to mislead someone in such a way.

[Heated finger wagging. A happy medium.]

Audio

[debauchewy]

So I've heard. There's worse I could be doing with my time, don't you agree?

[exsithstential]

If I did it would only serve to encourage this juvenile behavior.

I don't suppose there was a point to it all?

[debauchewy]

Not at all. [Well yes, to pry a little, but mostly for fun.]

[exsithstential]

[Revan loses approval rating.]

I see... Well then if this exercise in futility is quite over...?

[debauchewy]

So quick to leave me alone now, how long would you have indulged me had I kept pretending?

[exsithstential]

Too long. I hope you at least got the amusement you were seeking.

[debauchewy]

Some, but not as much as I'd like from you. You try so hard to keep me uninterested.

[Well to be fair it works sometimes. Revan is very good at being boring when he wants to.]