004 ♥ TEXT ♦ Anonymous

[debauchewy]

[He's back. Ah, and not much time has passed here, has it? Might as well prod at the network a little, though why not make it a bit of a game? He did have that endearing persona he used once before against... who was that again?]

[Oh well.]

when u show up here with rly cool powers u probably would feel pretty bad not using them 2 b a hero huh? (っ◞‸◟c)

ahhh but isnt that scary?? how strong do u have 2 b 2 jump a building?? all u heroes must b rly strong. wats the most heroy thing uve done here?? how can i get good at it! ᕙ(⇀‸↼!!)ᕗ

[Guess who.]

[Or don't. You can also just tell him about cool stuff you've done to make yourself a potential target and be fawned over and complimented because you're so cool.]

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[debauchewy]

having fun is rly important i think. (・`ω´・ ●) ud probably do everything better if u were always having fun.

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[unbreaker]

ya exactly! see now ur getting it

i mean even heroings like that i think, but i wouldnt really know bc i dont consider myself a hero really. point is lifes 2 short as it is so its better 2 enjoy it!





.......can i ask u sumthing?

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[debauchewy]

yeah! o(ﾟ◇ﾟo）!!

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[unbreaker]

maybe im going out on a limb here but uh
r u from japan 2? by any chance?

[It's the emotes, man. A lot of teenagers and adults use them (although only a couple people knows personally do that he knows of) but the really elaborate kind are more common where he comes from. So he's just...wondering.]

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[debauchewy]

[Hahaha awwwww.]

i am! howd u do that!?! (´⊙⌓⊙`)！

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[unbreaker]

the emotes! dead giveaway

[hisoka you're a jerk. josuke you're being dumb.]

what area? i'm from morioh!

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[debauchewy]

[Aww man, he doesn't want to work for this.]

[Ugh.]

[He knows basically nothing about Japan.... Fuck it.]

me 2!! omg.

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[unbreaker]

[Wait, what...?]

seriously?

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[debauchewy]

mmmnnno. (゜-゜)

i lied.

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[unbreaker]

...rude




why would u lie about that

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[debauchewy]

because reading about japan right now would b soooo boring. ♣

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[unbreaker]

shitty excuse its not like i was gonna encyclopedia at u i was just curious



guess u really dont care if ppl u knew b4 r here. whatever.

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[debauchewy]

y do u say that? ♦

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[unbreaker]

because if u really cared u wouldnt lie

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[debauchewy]

is that really tru tho? ♣

1/?

[unbreaker]

[Wait a second...

...registering the use of those symbols.

Finally.]

2/?

[unbreaker]

[He wasn't reading or listening to the other conversations going on, so he's only just now starting to connect the dots...]

3/?

[unbreaker]

[HAS ONLY SEEN ONE PERSON USE THOSE SYMBOLS.]

4/?

[unbreaker]

[THAT LYING SON OF A FUCKING—SCHEMING PIECE OF DIRTY—CHEATING CLOWN BASTARD!]

hur

[debauchewy]

5/?

[unbreaker]

[Who might not even remember...?]

6/6

[unbreaker]

[No, he's pretty sure...trusts his gut on this one.]

ur an asshole

[debauchewy]

such hostility, go back 2 being adorable. ♥

[unbreaker]

shut up

i thought u were gone. like...seriously gone.

thats messed up, making people think that.

[debauchewy]

i promise is didnt have control over leaving.

but i missed u 2. ♥