004 ♥ TEXT ♦ Anonymous

[debauchewy]

[He's back. Ah, and not much time has passed here, has it? Might as well prod at the network a little, though why not make it a bit of a game? He did have that endearing persona he used once before against... who was that again?]

[Oh well.]

when u show up here with rly cool powers u probably would feel pretty bad not using them 2 b a hero huh? (っ◞‸◟c)

ahhh but isnt that scary?? how strong do u have 2 b 2 jump a building?? all u heroes must b rly strong. wats the most heroy thing uve done here?? how can i get good at it! ᕙ(⇀‸↼!!)ᕗ

[Guess who.]

[Or don't. You can also just tell him about cool stuff you've done to make yourself a potential target and be fawned over and complimented because you're so cool.]

Comments

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[112ounces]

well my powers are super eyesight, so I'm kinda already using half my powers already. I just don't see how sharing my eyesight will help anyone outside of maybe helping some birdwatchers.

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[debauchewy]

hm, just super eyesight?

i mean, seeing rly good can still b super helpful! (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ

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[112ounces]

i am literally hawkeyed yep

still not sure how. maybe be a sniper, i'm good with a gun, but how would anyone enlist someone who is technically a minor to be a sniper?

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[debauchewy]

technically a minor? (･∀･；) but ur rly good with a gun?? wow!

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[112ounces]

yeah i kinda have to back home. what happened there is called a zombie apocalypse here. it's nothing like the movies.

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[debauchewy]

[UUuuugghhh, zombies, more, zombies are so... boring.]

zombies, gosh, every1 seems 2 have 2 fight zombies here... (´･ω･`;) so u used a gun?

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[112ounces]

at least they are easier to contain here.

i do.

[ And thanks to Tara, he has several. ]

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[debauchewy]

u got 2 fight zombies here 2? wow that probably sucked a lot, huh! (^Д^ﾟ)ﾟ｡

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[112ounces]

no, I got lucky. I didn't have to kill any.

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[debauchewy]

rnt they already dead tho? ( ・◇・)？

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[112ounces]

yeah but they need to be double-dead.

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[debauchewy]

did every1 use guns 4 that back home?

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[112ounces]

not always. just driving a screwdriver into their eye socket can destroy their brain just fine.

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[debauchewy]

omg! did u ever have 2 do that?? o(ﾟдﾟo≡oﾟдﾟ)o

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[112ounces]

no but i've seen people do it.

anyway, my point being is that i'm not really the superhero type. and that's fine. just trying to live here despite it all weird is brave i think.

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[debauchewy]

well i guess if ur not the type that makes sense. i mean, if u cant do it then u cant do it! (‘◇’)?

do u still try 2 get better with a gun? (ﾒ￣▽￣)︻┳═一 - - -

[112ounces]

i've known people that would just shut down if they come to a world like this. they wouldn't cope.

[ Have everything taken away but for it to come back, temporarily, but too different to be really home? Carl himself is surprised he have yet to have a mental breakdown. ]

not unlike people couldn't cope back home.

strip down the heroics, and you'll find that the bravest thing you can do is move forward.

[debauchewy]

that sounds rly sad... but ur doing ok, right??? (っ◞‸◟c)'''

gosh do u always talk like this?