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[debauchewy]

[He's back. Ah, and not much time has passed here, has it? Might as well prod at the network a little, though why not make it a bit of a game? He did have that endearing persona he used once before against... who was that again?]

[Oh well.]

when u show up here with rly cool powers u probably would feel pretty bad not using them 2 b a hero huh? (っ◞‸◟c)

ahhh but isnt that scary?? how strong do u have 2 b 2 jump a building?? all u heroes must b rly strong. wats the most heroy thing uve done here?? how can i get good at it! ᕙ(⇀‸↼!!)ᕗ

[Guess who.]

[Or don't. You can also just tell him about cool stuff you've done to make yourself a potential target and be fawned over and complimented because you're so cool.]

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[debauchewy]

i dunno...

i want 2 b! ud probably beat me. （；・д・） but u can always get better! ᕙ(⇀‸↼!!)ᕗ

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[johakyu]

You can't get better if you're dead.

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[debauchewy]

rly? but ppl here r dead! (‘◉⌓◉’)

[Liiike your friends.]

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[johakyu]

Resurrected. Using borrowed time. But not dead.

That's not what I was saying, however. What I meant was...you'd be dead if I beat you. Probably by decapitation. A quick end befitting someone who talks too much.

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[debauchewy]

thats so mean... “(ъ_ъ｡●),,,,”

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[johakyu]

Well, I never said that I was nice! But more importantly, at least I'm being honest.

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[debauchewy]

telling the truth is a pretty heroy thing 2 do, huh? (✿ฺ◕ฺ‿◕ฺ）

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[johakyu]

Wrong.

That's like saying everyone who tells the truth is heroic, which isn't the case. Even bad people speak honestly sometimes. And even good people speak deceitfully. And then there's the nature of truth itself...which is pretty subjective!

But, that all said, I like to think I'm a fairly straightforward person.

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[debauchewy]

its about y u do it then, a hero lying, would it b 2 help sum1? (´･ω･`)

i dunno, ever1 can b complicated sumtimes, right? (・ε・`*) … sum ppl r even just tedious. （＾Д＾

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[johakyu]

You'd have to ask a hero that. As I said, I never claimed to be one.

And speaking of tedious...I'm getting tired of this charade.

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[debauchewy]

how pleasing 2 kno im not the only 1. - A -

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[johakyu]

Honestly, you're more trouble than not...

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[debauchewy]

and still here u r. im flattered. ♥

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[johakyu]

Don't be.

There's just nothing better to do right now.

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[debauchewy]

there always could b. ♠

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[johakyu]

You've been back, what...a few hours? A day at most, maybe? And already you're itching to get into it.

Can't say I'm surprised.

Got the boss something. A book. You should ask him about it. Might have gotten it for him with you in mind.

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[debauchewy]

y not, arent u? we had such fun didnt we? even if it came 2 that end. ♣

with me in mind? how surprising.

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[johakyu]

Yeah, well, you know how it is. You don't know how to get lost, so I figured you'd be back before long.

[debauchewy]

so impersonal, shouldnt we b learning 2 get along better? ♥

[A sigh, a smile, he leans back a little in his seat.]

giving me a topic 2 speak with him over, implying ud like me 2 take up his time now, y the change of heart?

[johakyu]

[...this is getting along, Hisoka. At least, it is for Nobu. He quarrels with everyone.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

If you want to read into it at all, read it this way: you're here, so make yourself useful.

[debauchewy]

[It is, surprisingly. He's just messing with him. He wonders if it was their fight or Chrollo's influence that has Nobunaga acting this way.]

useful?

[Man that implies a lot. Useful as in-?]

[johakyu]

It's a book on heroic legends. I'm sure you can figure out what to do with it.

[AS IN MAKE THE BOSS NOT SAD ANYMORE.

And maybe get him a cool power as an I'm sorry I'm an asshole and I disappeared but I'm back now present.

Because yes, Nobunaga may be more tolerant at the moment but it's all still Hisoka's fault there was something wrong in the first place in his opinion.]

Oh, and Hisoka?








Chrollo's fridge needs to be restocked with beer.

[debauchewy]

[Because he totally had a choice in the matter, wow. And since when did he need a reason to get Chrollo more powers!]

im not really sure what 1 does with a book. ♣

hm?

[Whaaaa, he hasn't been here! And now you want him to spend his money? Gosh he's been out of work for like, two weeks. Who does he look like? Shalnark?]

[johakyu]

For starters, you can smack yourself with it.

Or just talk to Chrollo about it, because he's probably already read it by now. Then if you still don't know, you can ask me.

[And wow no, you don't buy the beer...

...and also that was his way of reaffirming that he's giving you a real okay to go back to the apartment. Not that it's HIS place to give such an okay for, but...you know. It never really got said after they fought each other.]

[debauchewy]

[He's certainly getting the cues. 'Was thinking about you', 'talk to Chrollo', 'get more beer for Chrollo's fridge'. It all means so much, and from so little. Hisoka's not about to think Nobunaga, or any of them or over what has happened, and he's not going to attempt to help it, but it's interesting at least.]

ill b speaking 2 him. ♥

[As in, maybe you might not want to visit the house tonight?]