004 ♥ TEXT ♦ Anonymous

[debauchewy]

[He's back. Ah, and not much time has passed here, has it? Might as well prod at the network a little, though why not make it a bit of a game? He did have that endearing persona he used once before against... who was that again?]

[Oh well.]

when u show up here with rly cool powers u probably would feel pretty bad not using them 2 b a hero huh? (っ◞‸◟c)

ahhh but isnt that scary?? how strong do u have 2 b 2 jump a building?? all u heroes must b rly strong. wats the most heroy thing uve done here?? how can i get good at it! ᕙ(⇀‸↼!!)ᕗ

[Guess who.]

[Or don't. You can also just tell him about cool stuff you've done to make yourself a potential target and be fawned over and complimented because you're so cool.]

Comments

[rockpun]

wow, way to guilt trip, dude. i can tell youre a really pleasant person to be around. nobodys under any obligation to help. who even knows if theyd be able to or if people would want their help to begin with.

[debauchewy]

[You can't even imagine how done he is with this game by now... For a while he ponders continuing it but- why bother?]

im pleasant? ur 2 kind, how can u tell over the network? ♣

assuming some1 doesnt want ur help? thinking like that doesnt sound very heroic at all, but then, u probably arent 1 r u?

[rockpun]

if youre trying to get a rise out of me on the whole hero thing, youre gonna have to try harder than that. ♠ i didnt sign up for this life, i had a life of my own. and maybe people dont want a whole bunch of amateurs who dont know how to control their brand spanking new powers saving their lives. i mean youre here, you have ones that i guess you didnt have where youre from. would you blame someone if they didnt trust you to save them?

[debauchewy]

[Aww a spade? That was kind of cute, he smiles.]

a rise? but i hardly kno u, ill try 2 get a rise later if u worth trying. ♠

i dont suppose id blame them, no, but then, its not often i lay blame anyway. if u truly want 2 help, ull make urself useful, wont u? if u want anything, ull do wat u need 2 2 get it.

but if u cant b useful, then wat does it matter?

[rockpun]

wwwwow, dude. dont take this the wrong way or anything but you sound like a complete sociopath. people arent worth anything unless theyre "useful" somehow? who talks like that?

[supervillains, she notes to herself.]

i dont have the time to read through all these other comments but i really hope you didnt get a lot of people agreeing with you on that, or im gonna have to revise my opinion of this place real quick.

[debauchewy]

sociopath?

[He laughs. No real response to that.]

we all have our own opinions, im not trying 2 convert any1.

itd be boring if we all had the same thing driving us, wouldnt it? ♣

[rockpun]

okay yeah you are seriously creeping me out. i really hope you dont say this kind of stuff off anon. but also i guess i hope you do? so i can stay way the hell away from you. wow.

[debauchewy]

im sure id creep u out more in person, that seems 2 b the consensus. ♦.

[Cute, they remind him of Jaime.]

i wonder wat tone ur giving everything i say, it must b a pretty bad 1. o n o

[rockpun]

you know that cartoon with the weird effeminate devil in it? basically that. everything you type seems like its ready to come alive and accuse someone youve never met of being useless.

[debauchewy]

[Wait wait, he thinks he knows.]

steer and rooster? im honestly offended. ♠

rly? how terribly u misjudge me, but then, weve hardly spoke. im still not sure im interested in continuing.

[He's really no interest in finding useless people, infact it's always a disappointment when they are. Who ever this is has such personality! But a rather terrible judge... nothing wrong with that though, he certainly doesn't give a shit as long as they keep being amusing.]

[rockpun]

close enough. youre welcome to walk away from this conversation whenever you want, but i have a feeling i know your type and its the type that doesnt know when to quit.

[and yeah, she could walk away at any point, too, but that's not the point.]

[debauchewy]

ur new here, arent u?

[rockpun]

i dont see how that relates to anything i just said or why it matters at all. like a veteran could read between your lines more easily?

[debauchewy]

a veteran would kno not 2 make such calls so quickly. imports dont often fall under such simple types. ♣ wat a cruel person u r 4 assuming others r so simple.

[rockpun]

okay i was going to say something here but it would basically have exactly proven your point so i guess way to go, you. im still not a huge fan of the way youre acting and the fact that you could be literally anybody, even someone whos met me already, isnt a huge piece of encouragement. but whatever, thats the appeal of anon, i get it, i was on 4chan before too.

[debauchewy]

y thank you. ♥

then y dont u just ask who i m?

[Come now, you haven't even tried.]

[rockpun]

wow, really? you pepper card suits into your text like theyre going out of style. forget a straight answer, im not expecting anything straight from you.

[debauchewy]

[He laughs at that, raising a brow.]

then by ur chosing, ill remain anonymous.

[rockpun]

all right, cool. id say nice talking to you but, well.

[debauchewy]

but. the pleasure is all mine it seems.♥