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The Midnighter ([personal profile] grouchinleather) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-06-04 09:42 pm

001 | Video

[The camera clicks to show a close-up of a nice shot of leather crotch, which quickly whips upwards to show a white crescent insignia on top of a gray upside down triangle. Look, he hasn't exactly needed to frame himself for a glorified skype conversation before, all right? The Authority would usually just headmail each other.

After a moment more of fidgeting, showing off some various shots of the strangers black trench coat, the camera finally makes its way up to his cowled face--a very, very unhappy cowled face.
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Look, you can all just skip the multiverse pep talk. Until yesterday I lived in the goddamn Bleed between realities, and me and four alternate versions of myself play poker every other Thursday. I'm familiar with the concept.

What I want is how exactly they brought us here. An Earth alternate too stupid to get itself out of the cold war shouldn't have the technology to snatch people from other dimensions.

[Especially without the Authority knowing about it. But he decides to keep that little piece of information to himself, because it's none of their fucking business.]

I tried asking the woman that brought me here, but she was too busy trying to explain to me what a gee golly great place America was. Give me answers and maybe I won't find trying this thing a major waste of my time.

[Goes to hang up, but stops at the last second, and adds:] Speaking of, don't tell me any of you actually bought that bullshit. There's no such thing as a free lunch, kids.

[And with that, he turns the feed off.]
schrader: froze ten feet 'neath the ground (the winter was so hard and cold)

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[personal profile] schrader 2015-06-11 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ How's about an expensive whore? ]

You mean all these different, uh, universes? Who the hell named it the Bleed? Depressing as piss in wine.
schrader: there's a detour on the road to destiny (tail lights fadin' on the far horizon)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-06-11 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shenanigans! What does any of that mean? ]

I hope they gave you a manual, 'cause I feel like I need one just for the spark notes already.
schrader: you'll be dealing on this load for two years. (if the rest is like this)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-06-16 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds about as retarded as any other explanation, I guess. No spark notes on this place will be any better.

imPorts named Loki and Kate Bishop are pretty good about sharing certain details at random intervals...when they, uh, feel like it. At least you already got one of them talking, so good luck with that.

[ And Kate's not hard to contact via a comm. What does Hank care? Anyone with half a brain can figure out the rest. ]
schrader: all i said was "come on in" (was grinnin' at my window)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-06-18 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Not like giving a shit has helped anyone, but nah. There are others, they just tend to have the most to say. Checking with the imPort Ambassadors also never hurts. Theoretically.

'Course anything we're allowed to know is probably bullshit, anyway. Not sure it matters how anyone tells the story. No one's got all of it.
schrader: six hundred pounds of sin (when i awoke; the dire wolf)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-06-22 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well you're gonna be bothered every damn day you're here, then.

No way to really know who's who or what's what, but guess that's nothing new, huh? Just made more obvious here, even when they try to say it isn't. No one wants to lose, after all, whatever that means anymore. Welcome to another edition of Thunderdome.
schrader: fuck i love rocky (mumbles more song lyrics)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-06-25 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
What's as usual even mean for a guy who wears a mask and lives in a place called the Bleed? You even got a real name?
schrader: i brought a little gold (brother i brought you some silver)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-06-29 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well with a name like that, you were just born for the life, huh? Never even needed to pick out your stripper name.