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[wasnever]

 Right, so. Been here long enough that I guess I can stop hoping it's all a dream. Friggin' hate it, no amount of playing with bees all day is going to make it suck any less, but that's not the point. 

Point is, I'm Sera and right now I'm bored. So, I was thinkin'...you show your face and I'll draw you. Or how I see you, anyway.

[Giggling follows the offer. Sera's caricatures will without a doubt be pretty ridiculous, and most likely vulgar in the case of adult characters. Beware of exaggerated dicks and boobs. Unless you indicate that you're not cool with that.]

And tell me what you do for fun around here while you're at it. Might as well talk while do it, yeah?

Comments

[wasnever]

Oh yeah, I can tell.

[It doesn't take long for her to hold up a cartoony drawing of him with his coat flapping majestically in the wind...annnnd his dick is hanging out of his pants. It has an arrow through it.]

Here!

1/2.

[nockpoint]

[ WOW. WOW. wow. okay. whatever. ]

Charming. You should give up beekeeping and try your hand at editorials.

[nockpoint]

Though — [ aaand here we go, an opportunity to be the biggest ass he can: ] — it seems unlikely; I'd hardly shoot myself, and you'd hardly be able to hit me.

[ SUCK ON THAT, NORMALS. ]

[wasnever]

...Piss off! You don't know that!

[DON'T RUIN HER BRILLIANT JOKES!!!]

[nockpoint]

[ 8) ]

I think I'd have a better knowledge of my abilities than you, wouldn't I?

[wasnever]

You don't know more than me about mine.

[nockpoint]

You're welcome to try and prove me wrong. [ SMIRK SMIRK SMIRk ]

[wasnever]

Well, don't look behind you, because...

[Yeah she's summoning a swarm of bees behind him. And as soon as she does, she leaps towards the spot on the floor where she left her bow, summoning an electricity arrow to shoot at him while he is CLEARLY going to be distracted by the bees.

What could possibly go wrong.

[nockpoint]

[ oh, bees. cute.

he actually does look in the direction of the bees, appearing to be distracted for all intents and purposes in the second it takes sera to dive for her bow. but that's about as much as her plan succeeds.

one moment, he's there, the electrified arrow shooting towards him and the next, he's gone, moving with enough speed to force her bees back with the shock wave of air that was forced out of the way by his movements. where is he now? behind you, actually. ]

You missed.

[wasnever]

[Dang how bad did this wreck the house.

Sera jumps forward with a terrified yell when she hears his voice behind her, and she summons another arrow to point threateningly at him.]

That's--that's friggin'--! You can't do that!

[nockpoint]

I did warn you.

[ also, thank you for the scorch marks all over the wall now, sera. ]

[wasnever]

[Now he can think of her whenever he sees them :')]

Shite! You can't just...ugh! You're not better than me! You wouldn't be if you were normal!

[nockpoint]

[ until he scrubs them out, maybe. ]

Normal is relative. I'm only what I was made to be — and that is undeniably better than you, as we've just demonstrated.