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[bloodpressured]

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OKAY. YES. OKAY.

WELL, HELLO THERE, HUMANS. ALL OF YOU ARE LOOKING VERY ALIVE AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A PLEASANT DAY, GOING ABOUT YOUR VARIOUS BUSINESSES SUCH AS "BEING ON PLANET EARTH" AND "EXISTING" AND "HOLY SHIT, WHAT." SO NO NEED TO STOP DOING THAT IF I'M INTERRUPTING!

HEY, LISTEN, I GET IT, IF I HAD SOME IMPORTANT SHIT TO GET DONE AND THEN SOME CLUELESS LOBELEAKER TRIED BARGING IN AND DEMANDING TO BE CAUGHT UP TO SPEED, I'D BE PRETTY FED UP WITH THAT MYSELF. AS THOUGH SOMEHOW YOU SHOULD ALL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS IGNORANCE, RIGHT? MAYBE THERE'S A REASON NO ONE BROUGHT HIM INTO THE LOOP, NOT THAT HE EVER STOPPED TO CONSIDER HOW IT MIGHT AFFECT YOU.

SO YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT LAUNCH INTO SOME SORT OF SELF-IMPORTANT SCREED THAT WOULD BE MORE ACCURATELY CHARACTERIZED AS A SHITFIT, DEMANDING INFORMATION AS THOUGH THEY'RE ENTITLED TO IT AND FLINGING CAUSTIC REMARKS AND OBSCENITIES AT ANYONE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO GET IN TYPING RANGE, BUT NOT ME.

I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE WAITING PATIENTLY, STARING AROUND ME IN SLACK JAWED WONDER LIKE A CONTENT AND EXTREMELY CORDIAL BARKBEAST, WELL AWARE OF HIS OWN RELATIVE LACK OF SIGNIFICANCE IN THIS AND ALL UNIVERSES AND TOTALLY AT PEACE WITH IT. SERIOUSLY, I'M BOGGLING AT THESE DEVELOPMENTS BUT ALSO WISED UP TO THE TRUTH THAT THIS IS MERELY ONE OF MANY THINGS I AM NOT QUALIFIED TO EITHER CONTRIBUTE TO OR UNDERSTAND.

OH, BUT, AND THIS IS A SUPER, SUPER LOW PRIORITY, JUST IF YOU HAVE A SPARE MOMENT AND YOU AREN'T TOO TIRED FROM HUMANING ALL DAY, WOULD SOMEONE MIND JUST LETTING ME KNOW: WHAT THE FUCK?

THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!

Comments

[bloodpressured]

[He's not one to let it go when he's picking up iffy vibes.]

PROBABLY TRUE.

BUT WHEN YOU RESPOND TO MY QUESTIONS WITH ONLY MORE QUESTIONS, IMPLYING BUT NOT ACTUALLY OUTRIGHT SAYING THAT MY RELUCTANCE IS UNFOUNDED, IT KIND OF MAKES ME PAUSE, MAN.

[debauchewy]

[Hey, pick up all the iffy vibes you want. He's a capricious clown, you really should be feeling those vibes. He's not trying to hide it.]

my last 2 replies i gave u answers that wernt questions.

[So now you just sound paranoid, kid. He answered you, gosh.]

[bloodpressured]

YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY WEREN'T QUESTIONS. QUESTIONS ARE MORE SPECIFIC.

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BEING DRAGGED INTO SOME WHIMSICAL BULLSHIT, OKAY? I'VE EXPERIENCED ENOUGH WHIMSY FOR FIVE LIFETIMES, I'M WHIMSIED OUT.

I JUST WANT THAT TO BE CLEAR.

[debauchewy]

[Who the hell uses the word whimsical like that in a sentence? What even are trolls.]

[Besides fantastically entertaining of course.]

i had no plans on unleashing any whimsies on u, pinky swear. ♥

[bloodpressured]

WE CAN SKIP THE PINKY SWEAR, I'LL JUST ACCEPT THAT FOR NOW.

[debauchewy]

okay.

so where were we then?

[bloodpressured]

YOU WERE PUSHING ME FOR MORE DETAIL ON THE ROM FRONT, AND I WAS ASKING WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW.

IF YOU'RE SINCERELY CURIOUS, I COULD RECOMMEND YOU A NOVEL OR TWO. UH, ASSUMING I CAN GET MY HANDS ON ANY ALTERNIAN LITERATURE.

[debauchewy]

while the internet is surprisingly deep, no, im afraid u cant. aside from our presence here, our worlds might as well not exist 2 this 1. anything i learn of this i must from u or some1 from ur world. ♦