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maskormenace2015-07-12 10:03 pm
calibrating) wrote in maskormenace2015-07-12 10:03 pm
Entry tags:
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- kang | n/a,
- † agent maine | tank,
- † ana ramir | taranto,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † cisco ramon | vibe,
- † commander shepard | blasto,
- † croach | the tracker,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † edward elric | the fullmetal alchemist,
- † garrus vakarian | n/a,
- † glitch | n/a,
- † isaac clarke | n/a,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † kaidan alenko | sentinel,
- † kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † lapis lazuli | n/a,
- † leonard church | epsilon,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † motoko kusanagi | the major,
- † samara | the justicar,
- † sera | your mum's tits,
- † thane krios | the assassin,
- † wally west | kid flash
First Calibration | [VIDEO]
[The feed introduces us to a face that isn't unlike a nightmare chicken dinosaur hybrid with a bunch of sharp teeth and weird mandibles that occasionally flare as he talks. It's super attractive, everyone, really.]
So, this is Earth, huh?
I expected it to look a bit more... I dunno. On fire. Long story, but just for the record, I'm thankful that isn’t the case.
[He pauses for a moment, clearly on edge despite the lackadaisical tone to his voice. Someone isn't happy to be here, but hey, at least he's doing his best to be somewhat diplomatic about it. For now.]
Do I have to do the whole 'we come in peace' thing I've seen in some of your human vids, or will you all believe me if I say I'm not psychotic? Maybe I should throw in some wacky catchphrase you all seem to love so much.
[Another pause, probably for dramatic effect, but who knows with this jerk.]
In case it wasn’t obvious, I’m one of the new imPorts or whatever name you give people taken against their will. Name’s Garrus. You’re not going to get much else.
So, now that I’ve gone through the whole initiation process, what I want to know is what’s this nonsense I’m hearing about a group called Archangel causing trouble. Just a brief summary, and not what I’m hearing here and there.
Sound fair? Good. Let’s chat.
So, this is Earth, huh?
I expected it to look a bit more... I dunno. On fire. Long story, but just for the record, I'm thankful that isn’t the case.
[He pauses for a moment, clearly on edge despite the lackadaisical tone to his voice. Someone isn't happy to be here, but hey, at least he's doing his best to be somewhat diplomatic about it. For now.]
Do I have to do the whole 'we come in peace' thing I've seen in some of your human vids, or will you all believe me if I say I'm not psychotic? Maybe I should throw in some wacky catchphrase you all seem to love so much.
[Another pause, probably for dramatic effect, but who knows with this jerk.]
In case it wasn’t obvious, I’m one of the new imPorts or whatever name you give people taken against their will. Name’s Garrus. You’re not going to get much else.
So, now that I’ve gone through the whole initiation process, what I want to know is what’s this nonsense I’m hearing about a group called Archangel causing trouble. Just a brief summary, and not what I’m hearing here and there.
Sound fair? Good. Let’s chat.
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You most likely will. It is quite a lot to adapt to, especially for people like us. [ #alienproblems ]
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[Because yeah. Yeeeeaaahhh...]
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Looks like we'll have to try and be as casual as possible.
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That particular fact is going to be examined just a bit further.
[Pleased? This guy? Hell no.]
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[He pauses for a brief moment.]
Sorry. That's not fair to you. Didn't mean anything by it.
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[Shepard taught him what good being open could do, but he still needs his time.]
I just, uh, I need to get some stories straight first, and I definitely can't say anything on an open network. Never know who's listening and all.
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Guess we'll be speaking in person.
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video | switch to private
If it changes, or if I go off the grid, I'll let you know.