Capsule 002 💊 (Video)

[rassera]

[Good morning Nonah/Heropa/De Chima/etc. residents. Hope you've been enjoying it, because you'll need something to buffer here. Kaneda's already outside, lounging on his bike with his feet kicked up, hands behind his head and looking at the sky. Kaneda, you couldn't look more bored if you tried.]

So I guess I'm supposed to give you guys traffic updates or something. And you know me--I've got a burning desire to be an upstanding citizen.

[He turns his communicator about 30 degrees to the left, showing a patch of empty road that his bike was parked next to. Insert the cliche tumbleweed for some added aesthetic.]

Whooooooo-oooo! Brutal out there, guys! Stay safe!

[Okay, even he can't hide his smirk anymore.]

Comments

voice

[runningstart]

ARE YOU BLIND, MAN?!

text

[tadeadshi]

What

[Leave it to Wally to zoom in to this specific conversation]

text

[runningstart]

DO YOUR EYES WORK. I AM ASKING IF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF CONVENTIONAL FORMS OF SIGHT.

[tadeadshi]

wally calm down, inside voice man

yes my eyes work just fine thanks I dunno if my ears are gonna work after this though

text

[runningstart]

[for the safety of his sanity he switches to text]

ok since u seem to have impaired judgment ill just let you know that gogo is amazingly hot

[tadeadshi]

and you seem to have forgotten she's my best friend

[Like he's not gonna be the gatekeeper but.

you gotta get through him now that he knows.]

[runningstart]

what has that got to do with anything

you cant tell your best friend shes hot???? y

[tadeadshi]

it's not that I can't it's just I never look???

[WALLY. REMEMBER. THIS IS THE GUY THAT THOUGHT HILLBILLY GAS ATTENDANT HITTING ON HIM WAS GAS STATION ATTENDANT WANTING TO EAT HIM ALIVE.]

[runningstart]

[he can't understand, he's incapable of grasping someone attracted to girls not looking at girls

it's incomprehensible]

you never look at your best friend????????????

not here

[rassera]

[HE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE AND HE'S WITH JOHNNY FIVEMILESPERHOUR ON THIS ONE]

Re: not here

[runningstart]

[THANK YOU

...HEY WAIT A MINUTE]

[tadeadshi]

[Wally. Wally, go out more, meet new kinds of people.]

You know she can see all this right

[runningstart]

SO???

SHE KNOWS I THINK SHES HOT
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THINKING OTHER PEOPLE ARE HOT

u can think a person is hot without contractually entering a relationship with that person!!! u can even think ppl r hot when you arent really into them its an amazing world out there man

[tadeadshi]

[Wally are you trying to say you think he's attractive while not being into him because you can say that

It'll go right over his head but you can]

wally

I know that

[runningstart]

ok so what is so weird about calling gogo hot

[tadeadshi]

nothing weird about it just not something I do

calm down man

[runningstart]

man idk but id be pissed if my best friend refused to admit i was hot

DUDE
R U AROUND

U BETTER CALL ME HOT OR IM PUTTING MYSELF BACK ON THE MARKET

I KNOW UR STALKING ME

[performance]

WOW I'm totally not stalking you!

But if I was, I'd gladly tell everyone you're pretty dreamy for a ginger. Eyes like Christmas, sweet Midwestern nerd face, 7.5/10 butt.
Because I've got your back.

Bro.

[rassera]

[Americans are weird...]

[runningstart]

see that i got christmas eyes

gotta work on that 7.5 tho better start jogging

thanks best friend

[maglevflash]

See? This is why I have a ten.

[performance]

It's your flaws that make you so perfect, BFF.

See? This is totally normal.