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Kaneda Shotaro [金田 正太郎] ([personal profile] rassera) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-08-05 01:13 pm

Capsule 002 💊 (Video)

[Good morning Nonah/Heropa/De Chima/etc. residents. Hope you've been enjoying it, because you'll need something to buffer here. Kaneda's already outside, lounging on his bike with his feet kicked up, hands behind his head and looking at the sky. Kaneda, you couldn't look more bored if you tried.]

So I guess I'm supposed to give you guys traffic updates or something. And you know me--I've got a burning desire to be an upstanding citizen.

[He turns his communicator about 30 degrees to the left, showing a patch of empty road that his bike was parked next to. Insert the cliche tumbleweed for some added aesthetic.]

Whooooooo-oooo! Brutal out there, guys! Stay safe!

[Okay, even he can't hide his smirk anymore.]
runningstart: AND ALSO THE GIRL IN GREEN STANDING NEXT TO HIM (ww; WHO IS THIS BITCH)

voice

[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-07 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU BLIND, MAN?!
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-08-07 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
What

[Leave it to Wally to zoom in to this specific conversation]
runningstart: and brainwashed.  so dumb and brainwashed (ww; OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO DUMB)

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[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOUR EYES WORK. I AM ASKING IF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF CONVENTIONAL FORMS OF SIGHT.
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-08-07 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
wally calm down, inside voice man

yes my eyes work just fine thanks I dunno if my ears are gonna work after this though
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[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-07 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[for the safety of his sanity he switches to text]

ok since u seem to have impaired judgment ill just let you know that gogo is amazingly hot
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-08-07 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
and you seem to have forgotten she's my best friend

[Like he's not gonna be the gatekeeper but.

you gotta get through him now that he knows.]
Edited 2015-08-07 19:35 (UTC)
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[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-07 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
what has that got to do with anything

you cant tell your best friend shes hot???? y
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-08-07 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not that I can't it's just I never look???

[WALLY. REMEMBER. THIS IS THE GUY THAT THOUGHT HILLBILLY GAS ATTENDANT HITTING ON HIM WAS GAS STATION ATTENDANT WANTING TO EAT HIM ALIVE.]
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[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-08 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[he can't understand, he's incapable of grasping someone attracted to girls not looking at girls

it's incomprehensible]


you never look at your best friend????????????
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Re: not here

[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-08 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[THANK YOU

...HEY WAIT A MINUTE]
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-08-08 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Wally. Wally, go out more, meet new kinds of people.]

You know she can see all this right
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[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-08 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
SO???

SHE KNOWS I THINK SHES HOT
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THINKING OTHER PEOPLE ARE HOT

u can think a person is hot without contractually entering a relationship with that person!!! u can even think ppl r hot when you arent really into them its an amazing world out there man
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-08-08 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Wally are you trying to say you think he's attractive while not being into him because you can say that

It'll go right over his head but you can]


wally

I know that
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[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-08 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
ok so what is so weird about calling gogo hot
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[personal profile] tadeadshi 2015-08-08 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
nothing weird about it just not something I do

calm down man
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[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
man idk but id be pissed if my best friend refused to admit i was hot

DUDE
R U AROUND

U BETTER CALL ME HOT OR IM PUTTING MYSELF BACK ON THE MARKET

I KNOW UR STALKING ME
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[personal profile] performance 2015-08-08 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
WOW I'm totally not stalking you!

But if I was, I'd gladly tell everyone you're pretty dreamy for a ginger. Eyes like Christmas, sweet Midwestern nerd face, 7.5/10 butt.
Because I've got your back.

Bro.
Edited 2015-08-08 03:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] runningstart 2015-08-08 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
see that i got christmas eyes

gotta work on that 7.5 tho better start jogging

thanks best friend
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[personal profile] maglevflash 2015-08-08 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
See? This is why I have a ten.
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[personal profile] performance 2015-08-09 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's your flaws that make you so perfect, BFF.

See? This is totally normal.