Kaneda Shotaro [金田 æ£å¤ªéƒŽ] (
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maskormenace2015-08-05 01:13 pm
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Entry tags:
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- †alduin | the world eater,
- †gogo tomago | n/a,
- †hayley marshall-kenner|andréa labonair,
- †kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- †ken amada | n/a,
- †mabel pines | n/a,
- †mewtwo | n/a,
- †peter quill | star-lord,
- †riku | darkeater,
- †sabriel | abhorsen,
- †tetsuo shima | n/a,
- †wally west | kid flash,
- †wasabi | n/a
Capsule 002 💊 (Video)
[Good morning Nonah/Heropa/De Chima/etc. residents. Hope you've been enjoying it, because you'll need something to buffer here. Kaneda's already outside, lounging on his bike with his feet kicked up, hands behind his head and looking at the sky. Kaneda, you couldn't look more bored if you tried.]
So I guess I'm supposed to give you guys traffic updates or something. And you know me--I've got a burning desire to be an upstanding citizen.
[He turns his communicator about 30 degrees to the left, showing a patch of empty road that his bike was parked next to. Insert the cliche tumbleweed for some added aesthetic.]
Whooooooo-oooo! Brutal out there, guys! Stay safe!
[Okay, even he can't hide his smirk anymore.]
So I guess I'm supposed to give you guys traffic updates or something. And you know me--I've got a burning desire to be an upstanding citizen.
[He turns his communicator about 30 degrees to the left, showing a patch of empty road that his bike was parked next to. Insert the cliche tumbleweed for some added aesthetic.]
Whooooooo-oooo! Brutal out there, guys! Stay safe!
[Okay, even he can't hide his smirk anymore.]
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[Leave it to Wally to zoom in to this specific conversation]
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yes my eyes work just fine thanks I dunno if my ears are gonna work after this though
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ok since u seem to have impaired judgment ill just let you know that gogo is amazingly hot
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[Like he's not gonna be the gatekeeper but.
you gotta get through him now that he knows.]
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you cant tell your best friend shes hot???? y
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[WALLY. REMEMBER. THIS IS THE GUY THAT THOUGHT HILLBILLY GAS ATTENDANT HITTING ON HIM WAS GAS STATION ATTENDANT WANTING TO EAT HIM ALIVE.]
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it's incomprehensible]
you never look at your best friend????????????
not here
Re: not here
...HEY WAIT A MINUTE]
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You know she can see all this right
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SHE KNOWS I THINK SHES HOT
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THINKING OTHER PEOPLE ARE HOT
u can think a person is hot without contractually entering a relationship with that person!!! u can even think ppl r hot when you arent really into them its an amazing world out there man
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It'll go right over his head but you can]
wally
I know that
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calm down man
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DUDE
R U AROUND
U BETTER CALL ME HOT OR IM PUTTING MYSELF BACK ON THE MARKET
I KNOW UR STALKING ME
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But if I was, I'd gladly tell everyone you're pretty dreamy for a ginger. Eyes like Christmas, sweet Midwestern nerd face, 7.5/10 butt.
Because I've got your back.
Bro.
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gotta work on that 7.5 tho better start jogging
thanks best friend
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See? This is totally normal.