Capsule 002 💊 (Video)

[rassera]

[Good morning Nonah/Heropa/De Chima/etc. residents. Hope you've been enjoying it, because you'll need something to buffer here. Kaneda's already outside, lounging on his bike with his feet kicked up, hands behind his head and looking at the sky. Kaneda, you couldn't look more bored if you tried.]

So I guess I'm supposed to give you guys traffic updates or something. And you know me--I've got a burning desire to be an upstanding citizen.

[He turns his communicator about 30 degrees to the left, showing a patch of empty road that his bike was parked next to. Insert the cliche tumbleweed for some added aesthetic.]

Whooooooo-oooo! Brutal out there, guys! Stay safe!

[Okay, even he can't hide his smirk anymore.]

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[neatniks]

[ Oh god we've gotten into Fred territory. ]

That's not how it works.

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[rassera]

[Aren't you so glad that headache's never going away?]

Guess it's just me, my durability, and my luck, then.

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[neatniks]

[ There's a moment in which he looks like he's really trying to just let it go and be cool with everything, but no. He loses it quickly. ]

Okay, look. Everything that I can think of right away is going to have to cover your head in some form anyway, so you might as well wear a helmet! It'd be a lot more affordable and reasonable, unless you want to end up with, like... A fishbowl or something!

Or a cone of shame! Do you want a cone of shame?!

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[rassera]

I'm not wearing a cone of shame.

Look, Wasabi, right?

Stop worrying so much, alright? I mean...I get it, you're a good guy--looking out for a guy like me. Heck, better than most guys I know.

But--

[He hits his fist on his chest, as if he were knocking on wood.]

I'll be okay. I've got extra padding now.

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[neatniks]

... If you say so.

[ Fine, guy. Whatever. He is totally over this. ]