Capsule 002 💊 (Video)

[rassera]

[Good morning Nonah/Heropa/De Chima/etc. residents. Hope you've been enjoying it, because you'll need something to buffer here. Kaneda's already outside, lounging on his bike with his feet kicked up, hands behind his head and looking at the sky. Kaneda, you couldn't look more bored if you tried.]

So I guess I'm supposed to give you guys traffic updates or something. And you know me--I've got a burning desire to be an upstanding citizen.

[He turns his communicator about 30 degrees to the left, showing a patch of empty road that his bike was parked next to. Insert the cliche tumbleweed for some added aesthetic.]

Whooooooo-oooo! Brutal out there, guys! Stay safe!

[Okay, even he can't hide his smirk anymore.]

Comments

[rassera]

I've heard it once or twice.

[To which he gives a huge smile at that. He never thought he'd be saying it TO a dragon--if this guy really is one.]

Yeah, people in charge tend to do that. ...So.

Now what?

I mean, sitting around in a human body moping won't get your scaly butt back.

[worldeater]

I do not mope.

[geez!]

I plan on gathering information about my situation. Garnering the attention of the community is first on my agenda.