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[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

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He values strong emotional connections -- I think that is a newly appreciated value on his part.

You are both highly public.

[Not off the hook!]

It's not as though I was being offensive.

I was not invited into a conversation about me.

He made it about you. [ Raina kept trying to change the topic! ] I think he has a crush.

I think some of his fans want him to have a crush. According to the internet.

Have you seen that?

I can't say I have.

[ Doesn't spend hours searching your name on the internet, bro. ]

Well I have, on your behalf. People are fond of pairing you.

With you? And maybe a third person?

In general.

Though we are the most popular, together.

I'm not surprised. We do look great together.

Have you actually read some of these things?

I only read a few. For the sake of scientific discovery.

One requires a respectable sample size, after all.

Scientific discovery? Or were you searching for ideas?

I'm sure we've been put in some interesting scenarios.

[There comes a disgruntled look.]

They sometimes assume powers that neither of us possess.

Ooo. Kinky.

[ It's spoken with a double eyebrow raise. ]

[That influences an even more uncomfortable look.]

Yours. They were confused about your powers. And confused about how receptive I would be to... Foreign objects.

[ Oh god. That inspires a laugh. ]

And what does the psychiatrist have to say about the minds of those who write these things?

That humanity en masse has always craved a darkly lit mirror to reflect the natural sway of interpersonal retaliation.

And the internet provides.

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I feel as though you should go on record with that quote. I like it.

You don't think it would simply inspire some fanfic backlash?

I think it'd be worth it to see.

Especially after seeing what you're saying about me to Jeff right now.

I have not been saying anything of ill note.

The remark about Loki?

Only factual.

Even Jeff acknowledges Loki's status in this world. And it's nearly impossible for him to acknowledge anything other than himself as great.

Even Lucifer is crippled by imPorted restraints. Don't get so starry-eyed.

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