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[It's video time with Jeff! Why can't he just do text like normal people, you ask? Because then the world wouldn't be able to see his beautiful face, duh. He's at his desk, lounging like a pro with a full glass of scotch held at eye line, managing to look somewhat thoughtful as he keeps his narrowed eyes on the alcohol before him.]

I went home like a month ago. Did one of those away for a day, lived a year things. Kinda makes you wonder what game the Porter's playing with crap like that, some weird ass brand of temptation and torture all in one.

So, real talk here, imPorts... If we all got told they didn't want us any more, that we got 24 hours to decide whether to go home or stay here forever, what would you do? Is what you built up here enough to keep you? Or are you just gonna be counting down the hours to get back and see those you left behind?

Pretty deep stuff, huh?

[He finally looks to the camera, just starting to reach to turn it off, before...]

Oh! And uh, season one of my show is drawing to a close soon. I know you've all been watching it avidly. Gotta start considering my options for next season, so wanna guest star? Got ideas? Wanna be in the crew? Hit me up. Time to make season two even better than the first. [And he's out, with a final, winning smile.]

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I told you we weren't, didn't I?

[ Silly, Jeff. Caring about human emotions and relationships and all that. ]

But you know, I said the same thing all of my life. And within a day of arriving, I met Frederick. I don't believe you're immune. The girl of your dreams could be just one port in away.

Or perhaps you're already sleeping with her.

No offence to you, Bela, or any of the natives, but that's definitely not the case.

[ LOL oh. Honey. No. ]

You say that as though you falling for me wouldn't be the absolute worst thing in the world.

Oh, trust me. I'm well aware of what letting you into my life can bring. [He got a view of that on a certain night.]

Which isn't much worse than your narcissism. We would be pretty toxic to one another.

I'm not a narcissist. I'm just smart enough to know I'm the greatest person here.

You have an awful lot of competition for that title. And I think you might be disappointed when you found out who the real winner is.

The real winner is me, right?

Plot twist: it's not.

Liar. Who then?

[ This is the point where you'd expect Raina to either say Chilton or herself, but! ]

Loki. The god of chaos. I mean, you've met him, right? Just talking to him is enough to make me tingle. While you're up there rolling your abs, he could obliterate you across dimensions. And he could do it without even breaking a sweat. That is something admirable. Definitely deserving of the award.

Ugh. Sure, if you wanna turn on the God mode cheat to life. He's a God, he doesn't count.

He's just as much a part of this world as any of us. He's just as much an imPort. You can't not include some people in your 'Greatest Person Here' contest. That would be cheating.

He can be the greatest God here, but he can't be the greatest person.

You just know you'll lose. That's why you're trying to boot him out of the running.

He's not competition. I'm great in my own right.

[His mom always told him he was special!]

The world you live in must be a self-absorbed and wonderful place.

It is and it's amazing. If it were a show, I'd be the main character.

And your love interest. And your antagonist.

Sounds like you've seen it.

I've seen it many times. The story is always the same. It's just the main character who keeps switching.

[He could brag about him being the greatest main character of them all. He could. But...]

Uh-Huh. And when you inviting this main character over for dinner?

That depends on what he thinks should be on the menu. Or if he's offering to be the meal.

[ A joke she totally wouldn't be making if Hannibal was around at this point. ]

Well, you've had the shared platter, I think one day you should try this meal alone.

[Yes, he's still trying for a twosome.]

Pretty sure the only way that will happen is if you sacrifice and spend an evening alone with Frederick as well -- letting him sample your platter.

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