debauchewy: @vou (buck)
Hisoka the Magician ([personal profile] debauchewy) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-02 03:42 pm

005 ♣ VIDEO ♠ Choice

[Ah, when was the last time he posted to this thing- it feels like ages, though it's only been a month or so, how interesting, time does fly here despite being dreadfully idle during a majority of it. And if he recalls, he wasn't even playing 'himself' really in his last message here, more just to pass the time. Of course this new post he plans will be nothing but nonsense--

or seem it anyway.]

[You can tell a lot about someone by what they have to say after all, especially during games.]

[The video shows what appear to be legs and feet. The camera stares down the legs of his white harem pants and shows his feet, crossed at the ankles up on some chair beside him, in atlantic blue high heels. Hisoka seems to be at some cafe, there's a rather pink looking tea cup at his side on a table.]


Let's play a game, shall we? I'm sure many of us looking at the network for now have nothing better to do. Have you ever played 'Would You Rather?' It relies on creativity and a degree of forethought. [And can be a lot more indepth and profound than one might think. Or so he hopes it will be.]

You create two situations and ask which someone would prefer. Shall I start? Perhaps something simple to get our feet wet.

[His legs uncross, and cross in the opposite way, a hand with bright, long, clawed nails appears and picks up the cup for a moment before setting it back down.]

Would you rather- to lose a hand forever or a foot forever?
outlawrain: (pic#8006678)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
No. Cause then it'd be your hand. Y'can't get your hand back. You'd have to get someone to make you a new hand.

Also I wouldn't let you off yourself. So y'lost there.
lucke: (Laugh)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-03 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
You dork, this is all hypothetical. I ain't gunna kill myself. Not without taking somebody with me in the process.

Besides, the porter gave me this hand. So same result, different process.
outlawrain: (pic#9221260)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-03 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah and I hypothetically wouldn't let you die.

...That seems like cheatin'.
lucke: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
So does getting a replacement! It's no fun if you don't have to live with the consequences.
outlawrain: (pic#9221265)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-03 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Y'mean you mockin' me until the end of time for losin' my hand in the first place wasn't my consequence?
lucke: (Grin-Point)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Naw, that's just a fact of life.
outlawrain: (pic#8006678)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-03 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's just a fact of you bein' a shithead sometimes.
lucke: (Smug)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-03 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'd ask what you intended to do about it if you can't catch me with foot you absolutely couldn't get replaced.

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-03 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Summon you to me and smack you across the head.
lucke: (Stare)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-03 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
...You absolutely would not hypothetically waste one of those on that.
outlawrain: (pic#9221265)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-03 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
No but if your master was in trouble, you would not hypothetically let him die if he didn't have a foot.
lucke: (Shrug)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-03 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
You can't make it my fault you chose to hobble yourself. Or did you lose that foot because you expected to have me to lean on?
outlawrain: (pic#8006689)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-03 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I can. Watch me.

...Well I don't need to lean on you... but it would be nice.
lucke: (Grin)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-04 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Careful, then you might hypothetically find yourself without use of your other foot.
outlawrain: (pic#9221265)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
And you'll hypothetically find yourself without clothes in the middle of a crowd of ladies you're tryin' to flirt with.
lucke: (Laugh)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-04 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
...Is that supposed to hurt my game or somethin'?
outlawrain: (pic#9274055)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
No but you will go to jail for public indecency.

[HE KNOWS THE LAW.

because he's had it happen before.]
lucke: (Curious-thoughful)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-04 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...

[There's a contemplative moment.]

...It'd be worth it for all the numbers I'd probably get.

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-04 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah. Y'wanna tell everyone what great game you have? Cause I'm sure we're not all sick of hearin' that.
lucke: (Grin-Point)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-04 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Neheehee

[Alright, he'll stop. But not before giving an impish laugh.]

outlawrain: (pic#9221265)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-04 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Why does he even remotely like you?]

Y'done yet? Or gonna go somewhere to show off your skills?
lucke: (Shrug)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-04 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[And yet you keep egging him on.]

Uh oh, sounds like someone who hypothetically lost a foot is salty.
outlawrain: (pic#8006678)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-04 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
I am not! Why would I even be?!

[And now you egg him on. Trying to get him to say something?]
lucke: (Grin)

[personal profile] lucke 2015-09-04 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Naw, just getting a rise out him is all Cu needs to be entertained.]

I dunno. I'm not responsible for your hypothetical self.
outlawrain: (pic#9221265)

[personal profile] outlawrain 2015-09-04 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Well then enjoy your little rise. Because he just lets out a heavy sigh.]

You're ridiculous. Forget it. I'll talk to you later.

[And he'll hang up.]