maskormenace | 005 ♣ VIDEO ♠ Choice

[Ah, when was the last time he posted to this thing- it feels like ages, though it's only been a month or so, how interesting, time does fly here despite being dreadfully idle during a majority of it. And if he recalls, he wasn't even playing 'himself' really in his last message here, more just to pass the time. Of course this new post he plans will be nothing but nonsense--

or seem it anyway.]

[You can tell a lot about someone by what they have to say after all, especially during games.]

[The video shows what appear to be legs and feet. The camera stares down the legs of his white harem pants and shows his feet, crossed at the ankles up on some chair beside him, in atlantic blue high heels. Hisoka seems to be at some cafe, there's a rather pink looking tea cup at his side on a table.]

Let's play a game, shall we? I'm sure many of us looking at the network for now have nothing better to do. Have you ever played 'Would You Rather?' It relies on creativity and a degree of forethought. [And can be a lot more indepth and profound than one might think. Or so he hopes it will be.]

You create two situations and ask which someone would prefer. Shall I start? Perhaps something simple to get our feet wet.

[His legs uncross, and cross in the opposite way, a hand with bright, long, clawed nails appears and picks up the cup for a moment before setting it back down.]

Would you rather- to lose a hand forever or a foot forever?

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I'd look like a joke, either way. [Two hook hands or even more like a stereotypical pirate.] But if I were to choose a prosthetic leg, I'd go for something more tasteful than a peg of wood. More practical, too.

[You should walk around going 'arg, matey' just to play it up. It'd be funny.]

Ah, you don't get anything to replace it in this scenario.

But I'm curious, tasteful?

[No, Hisoka.]

I can still get around without trouble. [One of the many perks of the suna suna no mi: flying as a bigass gust of sand.]

And yes, tasteful. Something that's presentable, is of high quality, and doesn't look like I shoved a piece of driftwood into a stumped leg.

[It IS funny though. Okay, maybe funny to me, his mun, but anyway.]

You certainly can. had you enough focus I wonder if you could concentrate enough to form a working limb though? [One made of sand, though he imagines that would take much more skill and focus.]

Ah, perhaps you're not there yet. Maybe one day, Crocodile~

[One day you'll be big and strong~~]

So- a gold peg leg.

[He rolls his eyes, though Hisoka can't see it.] Gold plated, anyway. It would need to be made from something sturdier than gold, less malleable.

Well of course, only gold and it wouldn't be that helpful at all. Is gold your usual choice? How funny. I thought it may be different considering your choice of 'animal companion', it not being a parrot after all.