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[Ah, when was the last time he posted to this thing- it feels like ages, though it's only been a month or so, how interesting, time does fly here despite being dreadfully idle during a majority of it. And if he recalls, he wasn't even playing 'himself' really in his last message here, more just to pass the time. Of course this new post he plans will be nothing but nonsense--

or seem it anyway.]

[You can tell a lot about someone by what they have to say after all, especially during games.]

[The video shows what appear to be legs and feet. The camera stares down the legs of his white harem pants and shows his feet, crossed at the ankles up on some chair beside him, in atlantic blue high heels. Hisoka seems to be at some cafe, there's a rather pink looking tea cup at his side on a table.]

Let's play a game, shall we? I'm sure many of us looking at the network for now have nothing better to do. Have you ever played 'Would You Rather?' It relies on creativity and a degree of forethought. [And can be a lot more indepth and profound than one might think. Or so he hopes it will be.]

You create two situations and ask which someone would prefer. Shall I start? Perhaps something simple to get our feet wet.

[His legs uncross, and cross in the opposite way, a hand with bright, long, clawed nails appears and picks up the cup for a moment before setting it back down.]

Would you rather- to lose a hand forever or a foot forever?

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A hand.

[Josuke's answer is one delivered with confidence, but the truth is...he'd rather not lose a hand or a foot. As a matter of fact, this game is morbid as far as he's concerned! He wouldn't even be participating if it weren't for Hisoka being the one who decided to play.]

Hello Josuke.

Why a hand? You value your mobility more?

[...he grins momentarily at that hello and then rubs at his chin.]

Kinda, yeah! Wouldn't be so easy to get used to having only one foot. Not that I think it'd be easy only having one hand or anything! But it'd have to be easier.

And besides...

[He gestures with his hands at the camera, tucking one behind him after a moment and forming a fist with the other.]

I can totally kick ass with just one hand!

[Yes Josuke, you got a hello, he likes you very much.]

Can you now? That reminds me, we should fight again, have you been training at all?

Sure I can!

[As for training, though...]

Uh, sorta. [He rubs at the back of his head.] I mean, I was at the last Swear-In when the fear gas breakout happened, and like...just a few days ago there was a sharknado, tell me you saw that??? So it's not like I've been sittin' on my ass, I've been neck deep in crazy shit.

[A pause, and then...]

...Huh. You really wanna fight again?

[That's exciting, flattering, and nerve-wracking all at once. After all, the last time they went toe-to-toe, Josuke'd felt that Hisoka was more than a little bit out of his league.]

I got to see is yes, though I'm still not sure what to make of it. A tornado of sharks? Quite destructive.

Hm? Shouldn't I? I want to see if you've gotten any better, Josuke. I'm interested in your development.

Hey...what do you mean if I got any better?

I mean if. Yes.

There's no if about it! I got better, waaaaaaay better!

I'll prove it!

Then prove it.

[Gosh he loves all that spunk.]

Alright, you got it! [This is a dumb idea. But as far as the history of dumb ideas goes, it's not the worst idea.] I know just the place, too! Unless you wanna choose this time?

[Certainly not the worst. Hisoka would never kill him either, never. He probably won't even maim him that bad. If anything he'll just piss Josuke off a bit, like he did the first time.]

You can pick. I don't mind.

[Josuke smirks.]

Where we played paintball.

Ooh~ What a good choice. I should've expected that.

Kinda thought about that huge ass crater outside of Nonah, too...but the parking garage'll be a lot more fun.

Anyway! How soon you wanna be eating asphalt, Hisoka?

The crater has been a location I've use before- but it was with someone rather special to me, perhaps it should remain just for them.

[Fought Chrollo there, and it was made by one of the Troupe as well. It was a special place.]

Some time this week, I'll be out of work Sunday. Would you be free?

[Josuke doesn't think he's ever heard Hisoka call anyone 'rather special' before, but there's a first for everything, right? So he responds without missing a beat...]

Got all the time in the world.

[Ah well in this case, he means it. Though he doesn't linger on the subject, moving on just as easily as Josuke does.]

For me? How sweet. I'm looking forward to it, Josuke. You won't disappoint me, will you?

Not a chance. I mean, you start slinging ifs around and you leave me no choice! I got pride, you know? And a reputation to uphold!

There's nothing wrong with pride if you have the means to back it, don't you agree? There's certainly worse sins to indulge in.

Sure do, and I've got the means to back it. You'll see.

Then Sunday.

Sunday!

Oh, but not before lunch, okay? This is my last weekend before classes start up again, so I gotta sleep in! It's like, a rule!

Okay, sure- I'll sleep in too. Just contact me when you get enough sleep.

[Aren't you too old to be sleeping in, Hisoka?]

Uh, sure. Count on it. Guess I'll see you Sunday, then!

[And just like that, with a grin and a wave of his hand, Josuke cuts the feed!]

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