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Hisoka the Magician ([personal profile] debauchewy) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-02 03:42 pm

005 ♣ VIDEO ♠ Choice

[Ah, when was the last time he posted to this thing- it feels like ages, though it's only been a month or so, how interesting, time does fly here despite being dreadfully idle during a majority of it. And if he recalls, he wasn't even playing 'himself' really in his last message here, more just to pass the time. Of course this new post he plans will be nothing but nonsense--

or seem it anyway.]

[You can tell a lot about someone by what they have to say after all, especially during games.]

[The video shows what appear to be legs and feet. The camera stares down the legs of his white harem pants and shows his feet, crossed at the ankles up on some chair beside him, in atlantic blue high heels. Hisoka seems to be at some cafe, there's a rather pink looking tea cup at his side on a table.]


Let's play a game, shall we? I'm sure many of us looking at the network for now have nothing better to do. Have you ever played 'Would You Rather?' It relies on creativity and a degree of forethought. [And can be a lot more indepth and profound than one might think. Or so he hopes it will be.]

You create two situations and ask which someone would prefer. Shall I start? Perhaps something simple to get our feet wet.

[His legs uncross, and cross in the opposite way, a hand with bright, long, clawed nails appears and picks up the cup for a moment before setting it back down.]

Would you rather- to lose a hand forever or a foot forever?
glowsferatu: thought (pic#5452895)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-09-24 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, the point is to stir your thoughts, to examine an issue from angles you may not have before, perhaps to expose existing biases or to challenge them. Of course, if you had mastered the art of clapping your armpit, perhaps it could be utilized in a way that alters trends in the modern symphony. But mostly it would look silly.

I didn't say that the talents must be something you like, that's too subjective, and the way you feel about such a thing now simply isn't comparable to how you might if you had been practicing it from an early age. No, it has to be objective, something that has no applicable merit beyond itself.

You could be the multiversal expert at eating chips, for instance. There's really no way to use that beyond impressing others with how well you eat chips.
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-09-27 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ While what she can see is certainly silly looking, that's mostly legs and hands, probably not even the silliest parts. But that's perhaps to his benefit, she'd be distinctly more wary if she could see how much he looks like a clown. ]

That you even ask is what proves how useless it is! I suppose perhaps you could eat many at once, or through a fall? But trying to apply it to other areas wouldn't work, because this is a hypothetical situation where it has to be useless.
glowsferatu: fangs, smug (The Full Wine List Before Me)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-09-30 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fortune smiles for him, she wouldn't immediately hate him on sight. ]

Perhaps, but it would still be little more than a parlor trick. You could use it at parties as a splendid icebreaker, but trying to adapt the performance for a wider audience would be terribly difficult! Perhaps even impossible, even I'm not cynical enough to believe such a demographic would be sizable.
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-10-01 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, he's running with her total bullshit, so that's to his credit. ]

I should think eating chips would be very different from, say, a hot dog. Much less many hot dogs. But because the parameters of the example only specified chips, for the sake of this challenge, I should expect it to begin and end there.

Looking for use in a stated uselessness is akin to considering the possibility of replacement for the hypothetically irreplaceable missing limb. In reality, it is by all means an option, but for this thought experiment it's cheating.
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-10-02 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well. Being very good at hunger wouldn't be a very useful talent. I'm not even sure how it could be quantified. Is it in intensity, or perhaps a precise response speed when it is fed?

[ But she digresses. ]

Either way, your answer does raise an interesting question. Do you value mastery, then, over applicability?

[ Not that the original question said a word about applicability, she said "skills that are important to you". Perhaps that is itself telling of her own priorities. ]
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-10-03 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Personally, I think mastery is overrated, and possibly unattainable. You could be the best that has ever existed in a certain skill, and still there would be a place to improve.

If I could be perfect in something meaningless, or proficient in things that can help others, I wouldn't hesitate to choose the latter.
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-10-03 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, by the parameters of the dichotomy, if you master one useless skill, then you can no longer be proficient in any useful skill. Otherwise, the first would only be a bonus the second lacks.
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-10-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'll give you a minute to consider it, if you think you'll need it.
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-10-05 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her expression falls flat, both eyebrows raising. ]

Well. You aren't pulling any punches with that one, are you?
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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-10-05 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. Suppose I've made myself quite formidable then.

[ She goes quiet a moment, thinking her way through it. Either one would be an improvement on her current fate. ]

The problem with an assured happy ending, I don't know that I could ever trust it. And then you'd have the question of whether it's my ending here, or at home. One I could never be sure how long it would last, the other I'd never know how long I'd be held from it. My life as an imPort would either be an anxious counting of days until it ended, or eventually I'd lose sight of the happiness waiting for me.

[ She knows all of this very well, she's been through it before, and even the glimmers of hope she was given ended up snuffed out after a time. All just to learn she was right to doubt them to begin with. ]

I think I'd rather not know. To never know until whatever comes will. Be it good or bad, it's better to let it be a surprise.