maskormenace | Audio --> Video

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I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.

[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

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[WHO TATTLED. WAS IT DIPPER.]

When the hell did I say that?!

Look -- it doesn't matter right now. Focus on finding out where Caboose is.

Dude, I'm trying, if you actually do know us you know how fucking hard it is to get this kinda information from him. He keeps saying something about me being on the ground or some shit.

So your first thought was to yell at me about it!?

Do you see Church responding anywhere for me to yell at?!

-- Hang on.

Church might actually be able to talk to him. If he can go five minutes without hanging up, that is.

Yyyyeah, somehow I don't see that happening very easily.

Or at all.

WHERE IS CHURCH

[Oh god. He chummed the waters and now the sharks are here.]

Hang on. I'll get him for you, okay?

[Distantly, from another room in the house because oh my fucking god he heard his name why did he hear his name whY IS WASHINGTON GETTING HIM WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE]

NO, FUCK OFF!

CHURCH

[Okay yeah now he's busting in his room and menacing Church.]

You better ask Caboose where the hell he is before someone gets killed or I'll take you out for Caboose.

[screech levels critical]

WHY THE HELL WOULD I ASK WHERE HE IS?!

Because I don't want Caboose to wreak havoc or die. It's only a matter of time before someone who wore blue today regrets that decision.

Wait-- you said he could die? [church don't sound so pleased] Yeah... why are we trying to find him again?

Oh, come on. We both know you don't actually want Caboose hurt.

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fuckai - 2015-09-09 18:19 (UTC) - Expand

Oh my GOD. [Congratulations Caboose, you've given a robot a headache] Would you just shut up for five fucking seconds?!

[Church you just started talking to him.]

CHURCH GET OUT OF THE RADIO AND BACK INTO TUCKER

...NO ACTUALLY GET OUT OF TUCKER AND INTO ME I WILL NOT BE STUPID AND RUN AROUND WHEN I'M HURT

WHAT?!

WELL IT'S TRUE

Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that, I don't believe it.

[But he will call Wash to confirm.]

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buildsfriends - 2015-09-09 18:57 (UTC) - Expand

... WHAT?!

[He's not even mad that he's copying Tucker because what?!]

I know I know. You just- gah. He's always so much trouble for everybody.

[............................................ god Church hates his life]

Okay. Fine. Whatever. But in order for me to [oh my god] ... get out of Tucker and into you. I have to know where you are. [So Wash can leave him the fuck alone and go get you] Just ask someone where the hell you are and for the love of god don't ask them with your gun.