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[buildsfriends]

I AM ON THE RADIO

Deet deet deet, boop boop beep boop. But-tons but-tons...

[The video comes on but it's just a shot of the top half of his helmet and the sky above because he's holding his comm like a walkie-talkie.

He puts on a 'authoritative' voice.] Hello. Yes. This is Captain General Fourth Class Caboose. I need you to deliver to me at least fourteen new friends, stat. ASAP, and...BYOB. NASDAQ. Over and out and in, amen.








[...the video continues with just a shot of his armored foot on a grubby sidewalk and his voice further off.]

OH MY GOD FRECKLES LOOK! An outside party!

[A grating mechanical voice answers:] Hostiles detected.

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[buildsfriends]

[Unfortunately buddy you got the weirdo.]

Freckles? Oh yeah, he's fine. I mean, sometimes he gets nervous in big crowds and makes a mess, but...

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[dreamshades]

[ Honestly, that's great. Idiots are so easily manipulate he may not even have to try. Peter will not even bother to correct himself because he's very sure this man probably won't get it. So instead he opts to humour the other.]

By mess do you mean tries to blow them all up to smithereens? Since it sounds like he thinks a cluster of ordinary citizens are enemies.

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[buildsfriends]

What? No!

Freckles doesn't have his rockets anymore, he can't blow people up. And that's just how he finds us new friends!

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[dreamshades]

That's good to know. I would hate to start off a friendship with mass murder. It's never a good way to begin anything.

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[buildsfriends]

Well, I mean as long as it's an accident... I mean, I'm sure everyone would understand. Not that I would know about that. [maybe this sounds...sneaky? no it doesn't it sounds like a child trying to lie and doing terribly]

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[dreamshades]

Yes, of course I'm sure they'd be very understanding. [ Corpses are capable of that, yes?

But, Peter is pretending like he believes the lie. Good for you, right, Caboose? ]

But, forgive me. I don't believe I introduced myself. I'm Peter Pan.

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[buildsfriends]

Oh! I know this game! [clears throat] Arrr, Peter Pan, ye be- um, YE BE RUNNIN' THE PLANK TODAY. Me name is HOOKMAN.

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[dreamshades]

[ Wow, this guy is just...wow. ]

That definitely does sound like the dear old Captain Hook I came to know. Very good impression, Caboose, was it?

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[buildsfriends]

Yup. Captain Caboose. [that's forreal though actually]

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[dreamshades]

Ah, so, you manage your own ship? A crew of blood thirsty pirates and all? [ He highly doubts that. ]

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[buildsfriends]

ARRR, SI. [caboose that's spanish, not...pirate] -WE SAIL THE SIX- no I think- no FOUR SEAS! FOUR OR FIVE OF THEM, WE SAIL THEM! LOOKING FOR BOOTY!

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[dreamshades]

[ Not even gonna question this. ]

Really? Treasure? Have you amassed a fortune yet? Should I attempt to come claim it as mine, Captain Caboose? I mean, Peter Pan and pirates are often enemies. [ He's just humouring this game so far. ]

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[buildsfriends]

YEAH LET'S FIGHT [where'd ur pirate accent go buddy]

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[dreamshades]

Even getting into character. You'd make a grand ruthless pirate for wanting to fight a boy.

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[buildsfriends]

Oh well thank you, that's very nice of you to say. I take my roles very seriously.

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[dreamshades]

Well that's what friends do, don't they? Give positive feedback on one another's skills.

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[buildsfriends]

[BL...ANK STARE

have u met his friends]

...I'm pretty sure that's wrong...

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[dreamshades]

No, no I think I'm right. Friends offer encouragement and kindness. That's what they're supposed to do. Do your friends not do this? [ If Peter can put a seed of doubt in this moron it'll be a miracle. ]

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[buildsfriends]

Sometimes! Donut does it. Sommmmetimes Agent Washington does it. But Donut does it a lot, he's pretty nice. I like Donut.

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[dreamshades]

That doesn't seem like much fun not having your friend here. But, perhaps I can help. I may not be able to bring him here or send you home but I can be your friend too, if you wish.

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[buildsfriends]

Oh-! Yeah, I need a lot more friends if I'm gonna meet my quota. [wow ok, sorry pete ur just a number apparently]

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[dreamshades]

Than consider me added to the count. We'll be able to do lots of things that friends do together. Have parties, tell each other secrets. It'll be grand.

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[buildsfriends]

Oh man this is gonna be SO GREAT! I HAVE SO MANY SECRETS!! [caboose no]

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[dreamshades]

I'm glad you think so, but, perhaps we should talk another time about that. We wouldn't want people ruining our secret sharing, would we?

[ Caboose, yes. ]

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[buildsfriends]

[GASP]