rideme: (thoughts on BULL RIDING?)
the IRON BULL ([personal profile] rideme) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-27 12:52 pm

video | after the Hotel Rescue Shenanigans

[It's evening, as evidenced by the general dim light in the room. The living room of Nonah #5 has been the scene of a lot of mayhem, and now doesn't seem to be any different.]

[There's a cut on the Iron Bull's face, and he's holding himself with the care of someone who knows damn well he's hurt something important and doesn't want to make any sudden motions. There may also be glass stuck in one of his horns. More small abrasions decorate his torso. Looks like the aftermath of Motorcycle vs. The Iron Bull didn't end well for anyone.]

[As he records, he's moving gingerly across the house to deposit one (1) unconscious lump of teenager -- namely the Problem Child Tetsuo himself -- into a room. Probably his own room. Only after that's done, does Bull address the camera.]


Hey. Got a message for you, network.

[One might say he forgot it was on, but it's also more likely this was purposeful. Demonstrating the kid is in hand, put somewhere safe and no longer charging through the streets.]

Dear Whoever the Fuck Made Tetsuo's Bike,

You should have made it Bull-Proof.


[It's at this point, he holds up a certain finger on the hand still possessing all of its fingers. Wow, Bull, stay classy. He's about to turn the feed off when someone else pipes in, from somewhere else in the house--]

And would someone come heal my big, dumb boyfriend! Please?

[THANKS CHARLIE. Bull makes a sudden face, and hurries to mash the OFF button.]
ursawhiner: And not just remove their essence with your leg meat? (Can we just leave horses alone?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Meanwhile, me and Mabel are the normal ones in a weird world...
amadaman: ((p3) 026)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably why you can handle me. I'm yet another abnormality that you've across.
ursawhiner: But what about adults? The fun-swing. (Swings are great for the kids.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Don't call yourself abnormal! Makes you sound like a science project.
amadaman: ((p3) 150)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Weirdo, then?
ursawhiner: Treefuckers go home! (Arboreal sex crimes. Stumpin on the reg.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, that's even worse.
amadaman: ((p3) 114)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
But we're... weird.
ursawhiner: Tiny people inside me make me make these poor decisions! (I've got a lot of mini-mouths to feed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
But that's not a bad thing!
amadaman: (/default)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I never said it was! Doesn't weirdo just mean someone who's weird?

[Ken's knowledge of English doesn't always come with the social and contextual understandings.]
ursawhiner: inside John Goodman. (You could really make a life for youself)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's also kind of an insult? I dunno, it's different.
amadaman: ((p3) 119)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.



Then I dunno. I guess we're just... different. I mean, some of the scientists liked to tell me I was special.
ursawhiner: Just like, a shaft of light. (Can you see out the blowhole?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa wait, scientists? Did they mean special like gifted, or like a mutant?
amadaman: (Default)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Scientists who confirmed that I had the Persona power. And I guess gifted? They really needed people like us.
ursawhiner: but I see you've loaded up Earth Girls are Easy. (I WAS trying to watch The Pianist)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
They weren't running experiments or anything on you, were they?

[Not okay in vestie land.]
amadaman: ((p3) 040)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not the way you're thinking. They were just monitoring me, so they knew I wasn't going to get killed the moment they let me loose.
ursawhiner: Treefuckers go home! (Arboreal sex crimes. Stumpin on the reg.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
That's... still really messed up.
amadaman: ((p3) 024)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Why? They didn't do anything to me! The Kirijo found me in the Dark Hour and realized I had the Potential, so they took me in to monitor my power as well as protect me. I was unarmed, so.
ursawhiner: the cockroach alien in human skin from the first Men In Black movie. (We basically sound like)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
But they wanted to use you as a weapon!
amadaman: ((p3) 146)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
No, I asked them to let me fight!
ursawhiner: Nothing coming or going! (Wouldn't it be easier to plug it up?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
...But why? It sounds like you fight pretty terrible things.
amadaman: ((p3) 068)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I--

...

... ...

It's no reason to be proud of. It wasn't righteous or anything.
ursawhiner: Real bad unicorn dick. (I was tripping on some bad dick.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
You're you, though. You usually have a good reason for doing stuff.
amadaman: ((p3) 133)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, months ago, just before I came here, I made the greatest mistake of my life. You change a lot when you regret something that much.
Edited 2015-10-15 05:38 (UTC)
ursawhiner: to take out troublesome family members, who you gonna call? (When you need an assassin)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's... pretty heavy. I don't think I've ever made a mistake that bad.

[YET......]
amadaman: ((p3) 121)

[personal profile] amadaman 2015-10-15 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good thing, isn't it?

I... lost someone really important to me, to the Dark Hour. Even if I had a ticket out now, I still want to see it end, you know? And I'm one of the only people who have the power to. My teammates are important to me, too, so I can't leave them to suffer the fights.
ursawhiner: I love you so much. (C'mere bicentennial dad.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-15 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I get that. You wouldn't be you if you just stopped fighting.

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