video | after the Hotel Rescue Shenanigans

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[It's evening, as evidenced by the general dim light in the room. The living room of Nonah #5 has been the scene of a lot of mayhem, and now doesn't seem to be any different.]

[There's a cut on the Iron Bull's face, and he's holding himself with the care of someone who knows damn well he's hurt something important and doesn't want to make any sudden motions. There may also be glass stuck in one of his horns. More small abrasions decorate his torso. Looks like the aftermath of Motorcycle vs. The Iron Bull didn't end well for anyone.]

[As he records, he's moving gingerly across the house to deposit one (1) unconscious lump of teenager -- namely the Problem Child Tetsuo himself -- into a room. Probably his own room. Only after that's done, does Bull address the camera.]

Hey. Got a message for you, network.

[One might say he forgot it was on, but it's also more likely this was purposeful. Demonstrating the kid is in hand, put somewhere safe and no longer charging through the streets.]

Dear Whoever the Fuck Made Tetsuo's Bike,

You should have made it Bull-Proof.

[It's at this point, he holds up a certain finger on the hand still possessing all of its fingers. Wow, Bull, stay classy. He's about to turn the feed off when someone else pipes in, from somewhere else in the house--]

And would someone come heal my big, dumb boyfriend! Please?

[THANKS CHARLIE. Bull makes a sudden face, and hurries to mash the OFF button.]

Comments

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suuuure

everyone hangs out with people theyre not friends with




i wont tell him you said you were friends if that helps

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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT, NOT ME

We've only spoken for like five fucking minutes, what the fuck do you know about my life anyway????

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i know people dont usually panic in text when im NOT onto something

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I'M YELLING NOT PANICKING

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i know people dont usually YELL in text when im not onto something then

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I yell all the fucking time, text or not. If this wasn't our first fucking conversation maybe you'd already know that instead of assuming!!!

Besides, what the fuck kind of friend talks about trashed bikes instead of asking if they're alright? You've got nothing to be going on here.

[wow, Hazel, real subtle. no one's going to notice that one at all with all those super convincing lies right before it.]

[rideme]

wow

youre really overreacting to being asked if someones your friend or not

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[if she overreacts loudly enough maybe everyone (including herself) will believe it. it's strategic, ok.]

That's because it's nobody's fucking business!! And you didn't even ask in the first place!

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youre the one who piped up here

not me

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What, I'm not allowed to comment on posts about people I know now?

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never said that

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Then there isn't a fucking problem!! What's with the twenty goddamn questions anyway?

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easy

im teasing you

[AND IT'S HILARIOUS.]

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[it is, if only she was on the other side of things. Hazel's too easy to wind up.]

Shouldn't you be busy hemorrhaging or something instead of bludgeoning people with your NONEXISTENT SENSE OF HUMOR

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nahhhh

im not that bad off

charlie's exaggerating

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Then you don't even have blood loss to excuse the fucking horrible excuse for a joke.

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shit i love terrible jokes

i dont need an excuse

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You need an excuse, a license, and several years of intense training.

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i have that last one

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It's also the least important of the three, so good job.

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thanks


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[BULL NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR STUPID YOU-EMOTE.]

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Did you actually take the time to find an entire set of emotes that look like your dumb face.

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damn right i did

]P)

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This is the saddest thing I've seen in a while, and I'm including myself on that list.

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i think its hilarious so

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