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[maime]

[Being unused to using the video function, Maine's frowning when the recording starts, still trying to prop his phone up so he can free up his hands. After a moments pause, where you all get to stare at the usually rather intimidating freelancer fumble with a stack of papers, he holds one up, upon which he's written in frankly atrocious handwriting;]

Four cats here, need new homes
Might have to pass inspection with Wash
Being very particular about it

[After holding that up for a solid 30 seconds, he gets up before disappearing from frame entirely, leaving his phone where it's propped. There is nothing to see save the couch for a few seconds before Maine returns, all four cats in hand. Why didn't he gather the animals beforehand? Why does Maine do anything the way he does? They're all deposited on the couch, and when he sits back down, he grabs one of them along with another piece of paper. Both are held up to the viewer. On the paper, someone else (the handwriting is much better better) has written some helpful facts about the cat. After about a minute, both are set down and another pair of cat & paper is collected. Maine repeats the process for the last two. The cats, in order are;

- Black long-hair, "1 year, male. Sweet-tempered. Needs lots of attention. Would do best in a home with lots of people around."
- Short-haired tabby, "3 years, female. Nervous, shy disposition, but a great lap cat. Would need a patient owner."
- Ginger short-hair. "9 months, female. Bossy and demanding, but loving and playful. Would do better as an only pet."
- Tortoiseshell. "5 years, female. Likes ear scratches, laid back. Not very active, would want a more relaxed atmosphere."

After depositing the tortie on the floor, in true Maine fashion, he reaches over to end the feed with no further explanation for the methods used here, who Wash is, or why he has all these cats to give away in the first place.]

Comments

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[ursawhiner]

...Please don't let Mabel take them. We have enough cats as it is.

[One bops the screen as he's talking, even.]

text;

[maime]

[Maine can't just use his own phone today while Wash's continues to capture video, so he's back to just texts again.]

Obviously
Have an unlimited supply of cats
Not giving you two more

text

[failureisntachoice]

Why does Wash need to inspect people to take home a cat?

text; THANKS TEX FOR THE CONVENIENT COMMUNICATION METHOD

[maime]

Wants to make sure the people who take them aren't crazy
or something

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[worstever]

I'm not being "particular", I just want to make sure whoever takes them is going to be a good fit!

[Wash that's what "particular" means]

text; (WHY IS THAT ACTION THERE)

[maime]

So you're not denying you plan on screening all the applicants
[A pause]

catpplicants

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[bestsword]

[ugh UUUGGGGHHHH WASH, MAINE IS BEING A DICK.]

Hey, is it cool if I take the tabby.

[Look how straight and to the fucking point he is about this.]

permavoice; I'M SO SORRY......

[bestsword]

Whoa did someone finally crack the egg?

text; TUCKER WHY

[maime]

shut up or take a cat

[NOT EVEN BOTHERING WITH MARGINAL POLITENESS]

not here

[fuckai]

[HEY TUCKER. WHEN YOU'RE LYING BEATEN AND BLOODY, JUST REMEMBER:

CHURCH FUCKIN' WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT.]

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[enucleation]

Don't let Hide adopt all of them.

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[maime]

Wash already said we can only keep one
It's not any of these

[See Kaneki, Maine also has a boyfriend/babysitter. Or possibly just the latter.]

[missleadingquestions]

Ended up with too many kittens, huh?

[She's pretty sure Edgworth would shit approximately five bricks if she grabbed one of these guys, but that doesn't mean she can't look.]

[maime]

no
they're not kittens
can't you read

[Maine don't be rude.]

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[glitterateur]

[She can't take the kitties but you can see the desire in her eyes. Cats!!]

Good! You should be really particular about who takes them home.

[worstever]

Don't worry about that. I know enough cats end up in shelters as it is.

[WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE OVERIDENTIFIES WITH THEM]

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[maime]

[Dipper warned him, he's aware.]

Yeah
gotta screen to only get owl-free households

text;

[mathemagier]

I'll have to confer with my roommate, but it would be nice to have a pet around the apartment. The lovely ginger girl seems like she could be ideal if no one else has expressed interest in her.

private text; ignore newt. A kitty would be great

[driftsintobuffetline]

Damn right you have to confer. Wtf man. This wasn't what I meant when I said we should get a pet. I meant a snake. Maybe a lizard.

You have litter box duty.

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[maime]

she's free yeah
you wanna come over and have a look that's fine

text.

[tardily]

Has anyone wanted the tabby yet?

text

[pobrecisco]

are you getting a cat dude omg

video;

[pobrecisco]

Dude, you know you can talk on video, right? You don't have to write signs.

THREADJACK - video;

[buildsfriends]

Miss Maine can't talk on the radio because her throat got hurt.

[akito]

Ah! They're cute!

[maime]

does that mean you want one or not

[What is patience. Maine has very little.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

And if no one passes inspection?

[worstever]

He's exaggerating. I just want to know they're going to a good home.

[Wash isn't the kitten police he just wishes he was]