ANONYMOUS POST

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[ The following post begins with a series of pictures with no network tag to identify the poster. However, these pictures are absolutely of houses in Heropa that have been inexplicably (???) decorated in the dark of night.


HEROPA #4



How posh! Enjoy watching the game, Heropa #4!


HEROPA #6



Wow, that’s detailed! Enjoy the love that went into this, Heropa #6! Oh, and probably what a hassle it is to get out the front door also. /kanye shrug


HEROPA #10



Heropa #10 is getting a nice head start on that yard upkeep! Good work ethic, everyone!


HEROPA #15



A sea of Jack O’ Lanterns, but they’re not facing the street. They’re all staring. Right into the house.

At least they’re battery-operated instead of rotting fruit and fire? That’s probably good, right? Enjoy the attention, Heropa #15!


HEROPA #16



Just a bunch of these cute li’l guys strung up all over. Heropa #16 is the cutest scariest house ever.


HEROPA #24



Whew! Heropa #24 got off lucky. Pretty normal decorations. So pretty and colorful, too!


HOOK, LINE & TINKER



Heropa’s most famous imPort bait shop also got hit! Spiders can be used for bait, right?


Below the pictures is the following text: ]

know someone who needs to get into the halloween spirit?
volunteer their hauntingly humble abode for a makeover!


hell, we might hit 'em anyway.

Comments

[performance]

I appreciate the idea here, but I'm also a fan of variety. That's why you start with a versatile base (skeletons) and accessorize as you go.

[timeframes]

shit dude
or whoever you are since for whatever reason you dont want to attach a name to this pretty sweet skeleton art project
that almost sounded philosophical
could really get navel gazey with that shit
arent we all just fuckin versatile bases (skeletons) that we accessorize as we go

unless you got a exoskeleton im not about to discriminate there either

anyway im thinking you accessorize in as dope a way as possible and it makes its way from sort of funny for two weeks to transform into timeless classic
which means you gotta include at least one skeleton riding a skateboard
pure baller

[performance]

Wow. I'm gonna request that on my tombstone for when I'm a skeleton. That is the deepest thing I've ever heard.

Skeletons riding a skateboard is so 1990s, dude.
With neon colors and holographic flame decals?
But maybe that's retro now? So it's cool again?

[timeframes]

its bullshit but its prime tombstone bullshit
personally im going for lived as died: kicking ass
but you got to stay original

unlike our time on this wretched fuckin earth and our brief spin around this mortal coil the 90s never die man
it was always cool
backwards baseball caps and terrible jeans are eternal and all you need is the confidence to pull it off

[performance]

Wow.
I'm honestly not sure if that's desperately cynical or remarkably sincere.

[timeframes]

see i think were starting to really tune into the 90s ethos here bro
is it the voice of a generation coming off the 80s busting a boomtown nut and seeing nothing but the road to glorious red white and friggin blue prosperity paved by neon lights
or just the kids are so goddamn steeped in consumerist nihilism that nothing but the consumption of more cheap plastic crap and watching some punks get sprayed with bright green goo gets you going anymore

point is
90s skeletons would be fucking awesome and everyone is going to be jealous of my sweet lawn

[performance]

And to think I never realized that philosophy and skateboarding plastic skeletons could intersect. You're expanding my mind here, dude.

[timeframes]

you can make anything pretentious if you try
just have to put a little muscle into it
should see some of the opinions ive had about early 90s romcom protagonists and glitch hop vs electro house

[performance]

Now you're just making up genres of things.