ANONYMOUS POST

[runningstart]

[ The following post begins with a series of pictures with no network tag to identify the poster. However, these pictures are absolutely of houses in Heropa that have been inexplicably (???) decorated in the dark of night.


HEROPA #4



How posh! Enjoy watching the game, Heropa #4!


HEROPA #6



Wow, that’s detailed! Enjoy the love that went into this, Heropa #6! Oh, and probably what a hassle it is to get out the front door also. /kanye shrug


HEROPA #10



Heropa #10 is getting a nice head start on that yard upkeep! Good work ethic, everyone!


HEROPA #15



A sea of Jack O’ Lanterns, but they’re not facing the street. They’re all staring. Right into the house.

At least they’re battery-operated instead of rotting fruit and fire? That’s probably good, right? Enjoy the attention, Heropa #15!


HEROPA #16



Just a bunch of these cute li’l guys strung up all over. Heropa #16 is the cutest scariest house ever.


HEROPA #24



Whew! Heropa #24 got off lucky. Pretty normal decorations. So pretty and colorful, too!


HOOK, LINE & TINKER



Heropa’s most famous imPort bait shop also got hit! Spiders can be used for bait, right?


Below the pictures is the following text: ]

know someone who needs to get into the halloween spirit?
volunteer their hauntingly humble abode for a makeover!


hell, we might hit 'em anyway.

Comments

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[pobrecisco]

oh come on

half the houses on my block get sweet decorations and 13 doesn't?

what gives :(

anon, permatext

[performance]

That sounds like self-volunteering if I've ever heard it.

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[112ounces]

That's really cool.

anon, permatext

[performance]

I think you mean really GHOUL.

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[theminotaur]

Please add fake cobwebs for the real spiders to steal.

At the bait shop.

Also skeledogs. Needs skeledogs.

anon, permatext

[performance]

Suggestion noted.

Do you think skeledogs ever try to bury themselves?

anon, permatext

[runningstart]

we have laid the groundwork for you, grasshopper

carpe diem
carpe spider

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[fridgeflower]

Is that our house?

[ Hang on let her go check. ]

[fridgeflower]

Confirmed.
Thank you.....?
This isn't secretly malicious, right?

1/

[lasthugs]

oh my gosh they're tiny little ghosts

2/

[lasthugs]

oh my gosh they're so cute

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[timeframes]

id volunteer but pretty sure the decoration would turn year round
partially because like hell im bothering to take any shit down after the 1st
and mostly because my sister would be way too into it but in a radically goth kind of way

anon, permatext

[runningstart]

all year is halloween

halloween is also right next to thanksgiving
give your sister the present (christmas!!) of an eternal halloween.

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[khajidont]

oh my god why is it always my house

I need to fix this

& a picture

[khajidont]

[One short trip to the dollar store later, Jaime replies with a picture of his own. Some - but not all - of the lovely artificial pumpkins are now adorned with a smattering of sparkly false eyelashes and googly eyes, and are in something of a glittery disarray.

He likes this one more than the Journey prank.]

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[outlawrain]

Well, no bones about it. You're bored.

[He's totally enjoying his pun, shut up.]

anon, permatext

[performance]

Can you blame us for wanting to scare up some fun?

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[countdone]

I have to admit that's pretty good. Thanks for spreading the holiday spirit.

But did you really have to put it in front of the door?

anon, permatext

[performance]

Putting it inside the door would have been breaking and entering. ;)

[Text]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh... this is horrifying.]

ʕ； ;`ᴥ;´ʔ wHY R THER DEAD PPL IN TEH YARD???????

anon, permatext

[performance]

'Tis the season?

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[mirroredmemory]

How did you do that so quickly to my house, that's amazing! That dog is so cool!

anon, permatext

[performance]

We're men of many talents! Speedy home decorating is but one.

[tucky]

Now, this is the kind of anonymous shit I can get behind. You should come to Nonah.

[performance]

Any places in particular? ;)

voice.

[sweetarts]

You guys do this for free?

anon, permatext

[performance]

SOMEONE spent an inadvisable amount of money on post-Halloween sales last year.
So, yes.

[munies]

At least we avoided the spiders. Yikes.
Where did that lawn mower come from?

anon, permatext

[performance]

It's surprisingly easy to get your hands on a lawnmower if it's for a good cause.

[text]

[hands4healing]

You put a lot of work into this!

anon, permatext

[performance]

Nothing less than the best for our adoring public!

[resipiscent]

Hey, good work.

[performance]

Thank you, thank you! We're here all month.
And probably a lot longer than that.

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[unbreaker]

whoa

so u rly can be bored 2 death playing croquet

gud 2 know

anon, permatext

[performance]

See, Halloween is educational.

PERMAVOICE

[htespagheti]

SEE! SKELETONS ARE PEOPLE TOO! WE ENJOY NORMAL PEOPLE ACTIVITIES, LIKE HIT BALL WITH STICK GAME, FAMILY PICNICS, AND DOING OUR CHORES!

anon, permatext

[performance]

I'm
really glad we could help spread the good word

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[matadorable]

[Heyyy, it's one of the fine residents at Heropa #15!]

hah!
thanks somuch for teh pumpkins
i love them

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[runningstart]

you're welcome, dude. enjoy them to the maximum potential, they're all yours now

[text]

[justanotherlink]

I can't decide if I'm disappointed or relieved that whoever is doing this skipped my house.

anon, permatext

[runningstart]

oh man how close a call was it? like were you between two houses that got skipped or was it a huge miss?