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[ The following post begins with a series of pictures with no network tag to identify the poster. However, these pictures are absolutely of houses in Heropa that have been inexplicably (???) decorated in the dark of night.


HEROPA #4



How posh! Enjoy watching the game, Heropa #4!


HEROPA #6



Wow, that’s detailed! Enjoy the love that went into this, Heropa #6! Oh, and probably what a hassle it is to get out the front door also. /kanye shrug


HEROPA #10



Heropa #10 is getting a nice head start on that yard upkeep! Good work ethic, everyone!


HEROPA #15



A sea of Jack O’ Lanterns, but they’re not facing the street. They’re all staring. Right into the house.

At least they’re battery-operated instead of rotting fruit and fire? That’s probably good, right? Enjoy the attention, Heropa #15!


HEROPA #16



Just a bunch of these cute li’l guys strung up all over. Heropa #16 is the cutest scariest house ever.


HEROPA #24



Whew! Heropa #24 got off lucky. Pretty normal decorations. So pretty and colorful, too!


HOOK, LINE & TINKER



Heropa’s most famous imPort bait shop also got hit! Spiders can be used for bait, right?


Below the pictures is the following text: ]

know someone who needs to get into the halloween spirit?
volunteer their hauntingly humble abode for a makeover!


hell, we might hit 'em anyway.

Comments

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no dog youre missing the point
its not about the amount of effort or grunting involved
you can put in any level of work towards whatever
that shit comes purely down to sincerity and lack thereof
if people start catching on youre actually sincere they start having standards so you either dont do it or get good at hiding it

alright so

have the skeletons bro hugging it out like this
or at least giving each other a pretty sweet fist bunp
and maybe some sweet shades
to really get the point across they are sweet bros ready to kick it in this afterlife party

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ohhh dude ok ok i think i get it.

so what you're saying is that you have to make sure not to do anything that someone might mistake for sincerity, because then they might raise their standards and expect you to be sincere more often

so it's more EMOTIONAL laziness than physical laziness

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nailed it bro

though on the other hand ive done the callous jackass thing for a while too and even that shtick gets old
so its a moderation thing
if i dont give a fuck about christmas i free up some space in my schedule to be disgustingly honest about something else
like idk a birthday or something

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are you asking us to hit you up for christmas too? because that's also a plan

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just an example but if youre offering im down for scheduling out my holiday defacement in advance
damn at this rate of deflecting sincere holiday emotions im gonna have a fuckload of goodwill and honesty bottled up

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uh oh, what're you gonna do with that?

make sure you let it out in secret
wear a mask and donate to a toy drive.

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yeah this is dangerous
im walking the streets armed and dangerous with a loaded geyser of sincerity ready to unleash on the nearest random stranger
seriously i keep getting enabled like this and its going to be a chernobyl meltdown with me standing in public and hollering to the sky about like animated childrens movies
and maybe like
calling my mom and saying something sappy
urgh

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you may want to consider-

and stick with me here-

you may want to consider just being nice to the people you like, openly, in public.

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and risk alienating my friends and family who have come to see me as the emotionally constipated bro they know and love??
dont be crazy dude that would never fly theyd think i was replaced by a pod person
which is a legitimate concern its exactly the kind of shit that goes down here since its right out of a terrible 50s schlockfest movie

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oh my god

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what

dont worry man next time im soliciting life advice from an anonymous skeleton distributor
i know where to go first