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[Earlier this evening, people in Heropa might have noticed some fireworks in all colors of the rainbow going off above house #11. Fun! If kind of seasonally inappropriate! Those police sirens that followed were probably totally unrelated.

But now, there’s just a young voice posting this message to the network. In the background you can just make out other people talking about normal things, like paperwork and donuts and suspected robberies. ]

Hey. We only get one call so if Grunkle Stan Pines or Agent Washington could come to the Heropa sheriff's office that would be great. Thanks.

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You're not supposed to be openly proud of them.

[This is why you're the blue oni, Riku.]

Why not?

[omfg.]

What do you mean, "why not"?

Do you know even why they're in there?

Or is it because the -police- arrested them, they have to be right?

[Can you hear him rolling his eyes?] You know that's not what I'm saying. But the idea is to stay out of jail, either way.

[His head tilts.]

Guess you got me there.

Still, good on them for not toeing the line. Sometimes you can't.

[It's Dipper and Mabel. They probably had their reasons.]

True. I'm not going to say there aren't times you can't help but stray out of what's legal so you can do what's right. With those two, I'm thinking this is one of those times.

Yeah, Dip couldn't steal a pencil if it had his name on it.

No way they're gonna be become hardened criminals anytime soon.

[He's laughing at the image.] Maybe he could have one of his kittens do it for him...?

Nah. They're too innocent for that, I think.

Then again...Mabel's apparently got a name for herself as a temporary tattoo artist.

Who knows.

Tattoos are fairly innocent, though. For the most part, anyway. Guess it depends on what the tattoo is ... for?

Knowing Mabel? A unicorn or something.

Pigs with unicorn horns.

I'm asking her to draw that on you when I buy these.

Sure, as long as one is Yamada.

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