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[wasnever]

[Today on the network: a video starting with an extreme close-up of Sera's face.]

So, this Halloween thing--it's pretty new to me, though we do some things that are sorta similar in Thedas. I really like this holiday, though, and I really love some of the costumes I've seen. [She starts giggling.] Even I wouldn't've thought of making some of these things all sexed up. It's friggin' funny as hell!

Think I picked a good one?

[Sera then offers everyone a view of herself wearing the sexy corn costume.]

Really hard choice, though. Laughed my arse off the whole time I was trying to pick one. They look silly enough to go out and play hero in. [With a mischievous grin, she does her best dramatic announcer voice.] "And thus, the day was saved by Sexy Lobster."

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[resipiscent]

Yeah. They really don't win any prizes normally.

So you probably had more ideas, right? Besides the corn?

[heavyhitter]

whoa back up how is ur power bees

[wasnever]

I can make them appear and do what I want!

[heavyhitter]

holy shit how are u not ruling the world already??

Voice;

[runningstart]

Done. I will wear any "sexy blank" costume put in front of me.

voice;

[bestever]

Why the corn, though? Does the vegetable like, truly speak to you? There's an entire world of inanimate objects, and food, and animals that apparently wear bikinis. I mean, why limit yourself?

[slightlyoffchilt]

I suppose, especially if you're going for the side dish look. Glad to see that you've acclimated to the spirit of Halloween so quickly.

video;

[rideme]

What is that supposed to be?

Aside from sexy.

video;

[andaway]

[That startles some laughter out of Clark.]

I guess I walked right into that one, but that doesn't explain things like the sexy crayon.

video;

[wasnever]

Well, I think it's funny? That's why I like it.

[wasnever]

Yeah. Bee would be my first choice, but I do bee stuff all the time. Sometimes you need a little variety so things don't get boring.

video;

[wasnever]

You can't tell? It's corn!

[She's so disappointed in you, Bull.]

[wasnever]

So, what, are you saying the treat is? Sex?

Voice;

[wasnever]

Really? Any?

I mean, I was just going to try to get you to be pizza, but...

[wasnever]

And what exactly are you implying by side dish?

[wasnever]

bees are very useful but can only do so much

otherwise I'd make a lot of changes

[heavyhitter]

like what, what would



bee

on your docket

[wasnever]

hahaha

making sure all the little people got treated better. Having some fun with the assholes who've been in charge all this time.

[heavyhitter]

oh damn ud have to sign me up, that sounds great

video; and then I proceeded to be gone because rl oops

[wasnever]

Dunno who this Arisa is, but yeah, go right ahead. Is she all prudish?

voice;

[wasnever]

That's why it was so hard! But I like corn. Probably the thing I'm best at making.

[wasnever]

Already try to do what I can there, at least. Bees help. Like, just go into some big government meeting or whatever and toss in some bees and seal the exits. Then sit back and enjoy.

[heavyhitter]

hahaha oh man
ok hold up
i want a solemn promise that next time u do that, u let me know. im gonna need front row seats to that shit

[wasnever]

Shit, you could even help if you wanted. Used to have a whole organization for stuff like that, at home. It's better if you've got contacts and all.

[heavyhitter]

holy shit really
well i got great news for u, im about the only contact ud ever need here