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[wasnever]

[Today on the network: a video starting with an extreme close-up of Sera's face.]

So, this Halloween thing--it's pretty new to me, though we do some things that are sorta similar in Thedas. I really like this holiday, though, and I really love some of the costumes I've seen. [She starts giggling.] Even I wouldn't've thought of making some of these things all sexed up. It's friggin' funny as hell!

Think I picked a good one?

[Sera then offers everyone a view of herself wearing the sexy corn costume.]

Really hard choice, though. Laughed my arse off the whole time I was trying to pick one. They look silly enough to go out and play hero in. [With a mischievous grin, she does her best dramatic announcer voice.] "And thus, the day was saved by Sexy Lobster."

Comments

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[bestever]

Why the corn, though? Does the vegetable like, truly speak to you? There's an entire world of inanimate objects, and food, and animals that apparently wear bikinis. I mean, why limit yourself?

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[wasnever]

That's why it was so hard! But I like corn. Probably the thing I'm best at making.

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[bestever]

Well, just corn on the cob isn't much of a meal. You should try to convince your friends to dress up as the rest of a sexy picnic.

Sexy bread rolls. Sexy potato salad. Sexy drumsticks.

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[wasnever]

That would be the best thing ever.

Don't know who I could get to do it with me, though.

voice;

[bestever]

Hey, look. If your friends won't dress up in cheap, sexualized food costumes with you, then they're hardly your friends at all, man.

voice;

[wasnever]

Some of them are really stuffy and boring, it's true. But I guess the fun there is wigging them out, yeah?

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[bestever]

Well, good. You give those snobs the wiggins as much as you want. It's your god given right as a free citizen to dress up as lustful inanimate objects or food.