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[wasnever]

[Today on the network: a video starting with an extreme close-up of Sera's face.]

So, this Halloween thing--it's pretty new to me, though we do some things that are sorta similar in Thedas. I really like this holiday, though, and I really love some of the costumes I've seen. [She starts giggling.] Even I wouldn't've thought of making some of these things all sexed up. It's friggin' funny as hell!

Think I picked a good one?

[Sera then offers everyone a view of herself wearing the sexy corn costume.]

Really hard choice, though. Laughed my arse off the whole time I was trying to pick one. They look silly enough to go out and play hero in. [With a mischievous grin, she does her best dramatic announcer voice.] "And thus, the day was saved by Sexy Lobster."

Comments

[airshow]

Is that not a good treat?

[wasnever]

Oh no, it's the best kind. Especially if you get it from being sexy corn.

[airshow]

Especially especially if you wear the corn costume during.

[wasnever]

[Obnoxious hyena cackling.]

Can you imagine? Oh god, what if you tried to roleplay that?

[airshow]

That's how you know they're The One!

[wasnever]

Yeah, alright, I would marry the shit out of a cute corn fetishist with a sense of humor.

[airshow]

Me too, buddy, me too. You think there's like, a dating site for that?

[wasnever]

Still new to this internet thing, but it seems to be where all the weird stuff like that gets together, so maybe?

[airshow]

Yeah, the internet is basically where weirdos go to find each other. I'm sure there's a Corn Cobbers Anonymous out there or something.

[wasnever]

Now I'll have to like, go looking for this. And it'll be all your fault.