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[wasnever]

[Today on the network: a video starting with an extreme close-up of Sera's face.]

So, this Halloween thing--it's pretty new to me, though we do some things that are sorta similar in Thedas. I really like this holiday, though, and I really love some of the costumes I've seen. [She starts giggling.] Even I wouldn't've thought of making some of these things all sexed up. It's friggin' funny as hell!

Think I picked a good one?

[Sera then offers everyone a view of herself wearing the sexy corn costume.]

Really hard choice, though. Laughed my arse off the whole time I was trying to pick one. They look silly enough to go out and play hero in. [With a mischievous grin, she does her best dramatic announcer voice.] "And thus, the day was saved by Sexy Lobster."

Comments

[resipiscent]

It doesn't have to be Halloween, necessarily. You could definitely wear a lobster outfit to a seafood restaurant.

[wasnever]

That's a great idea.

And then I order lobster.

[resipiscent]

I feel like that'd traumatize both the employees and the lobster.

[wasnever]

Lobster can't be traumatized if he's dead!

[resipiscent]

His one last memory would be of a horrible mutated lobster person coming to eat him. That doesn't say trauma to you?

[wasnever]

...Well, he'll be dead after that, so it doesn't matter!

[resipiscent]

Hah. I guess not, huh?