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[wasnever]

[Today on the network: a video starting with an extreme close-up of Sera's face.]

So, this Halloween thing--it's pretty new to me, though we do some things that are sorta similar in Thedas. I really like this holiday, though, and I really love some of the costumes I've seen. [She starts giggling.] Even I wouldn't've thought of making some of these things all sexed up. It's friggin' funny as hell!

Think I picked a good one?

[Sera then offers everyone a view of herself wearing the sexy corn costume.]

Really hard choice, though. Laughed my arse off the whole time I was trying to pick one. They look silly enough to go out and play hero in. [With a mischievous grin, she does her best dramatic announcer voice.] "And thus, the day was saved by Sexy Lobster."

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[glowsferatu]

It's a business proposition. Offers come for free, and I prefer to be paid.

[ At least in something more more than lack of embarrassment that someone's fighting crime in a Halloween costume. ]

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[wasnever]

And how much do you want to be paid?

[The embarrassing Halloween costume part was what made it funny, though!]

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[glowsferatu]

My standard rate is fifty dollars per hour, and one hundred for each design sketch. [ Which is much better than the "you're really hot but also I hate you" rate she gave Ramir. ] Materials are extra, but I have very good materials for this sort of job. You wouldn't want to suffer through spandex, after all.

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[wasnever]

Well, the Halloween costume part being funny is kind of why I was gonna do it, but people pay me a lot to draw dicks now, so..

[The idea of a custom costume does sound cool...]

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[glowsferatu]

People actually pay you for that? I'm not sure whether to be shocked or impressed.

[ She could provide testimonials, but most people after that kind of job like keeping their identity under wraps. Sadly, the only costume she can show off professionally is her own. ]

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[wasnever]

I was surprised, too. One of my friends suggested it. Those people on the internet go nuts for 'em.

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[glowsferatu]

I suppose it's safer than mercenary work, at least, despite involving no fewer sabers to swing.