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[iamtetsuo]

[Due to being mostly bedridden/stuck in Nonah 05 for a whole month, Tetsuo's fallen deep into the black abyss that is mobile phone games, and may or may not have spent way, way too much time at a stupid rivalry with another user. Even though he's technically mobile again now, he had to finish this once and for all for reasons.

Attached is a screenshot from a very, very bored teenager who's sick of being stuck in the house and needed something to gloat over.]





BEAT THAT!! I'd like to see ANY of you try!


[Note: the game in question is completely fake, but it's an expy of Snake.

here is a cheat sheet for who everyone on the scores list is (if you'd like to be one of the remaining two, hit me up on Plurk @Crobatman). Since the game assigns names randomly unless you pay to get a custom username, no one necessarily has any idea who the others are. Scores clear quarterly, don't worry, this isn't permanent.]

Comments

[iamtetsuo]

[You're the worst kind of foreigner. The kind that not only speaks English, but the kind that makes no sense even with a translator. The. Worst.]

Who the hell is -

Shut up or start making sense!

[nostalgiabomb]

I'm just saying, you don't have to be a giant dick all the time. Mix it up. Try petting a cat every once in a while.

[iamtetsuo]

You don't know anything - I do that already!

[SHIT WAIT NO UNDO REWIND]

That doesn't mean anything!

[nostalgiabomb]

[ A pause. Then, a little amused, ]

You have a cat?

[iamtetsuo]

NO.

[nostalgiabomb]

Are they the Bull's cats?

[iamtetsuo]

[GO AWAY ALREADY]

Who cares?! [Yes] I'm not interested in talking about cats!

[nostalgiabomb]

Well, I am.

Which one is it? Krem? Stitches?

[iamtetsuo]

No!

[Are you gonna go down the whole list here? It's Grim, though, the one whose natural face matches Tetsuo's favored expression]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ There are only so many of them. ]

Dalish? Grim? I know it's not Skinner, 'cause I'm pretty sure that one would claw your face off if you got within petting distance.

[iamtetsuo]

I just said I'm not talking about it!

[nostalgiabomb]

Oh, almost forgot Rocky.

But it's Grim, right? It's probably Grim. I'll bet money it's Grim.

[iamtetsuo]

Shut UP!

[Caught.]