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[iamtetsuo]

[Due to being mostly bedridden/stuck in Nonah 05 for a whole month, Tetsuo's fallen deep into the black abyss that is mobile phone games, and may or may not have spent way, way too much time at a stupid rivalry with another user. Even though he's technically mobile again now, he had to finish this once and for all for reasons.

Attached is a screenshot from a very, very bored teenager who's sick of being stuck in the house and needed something to gloat over.]





BEAT THAT!! I'd like to see ANY of you try!


[Note: the game in question is completely fake, but it's an expy of Snake.

here is a cheat sheet for who everyone on the scores list is (if you'd like to be one of the remaining two, hit me up on Plurk @Crobatman). Since the game assigns names randomly unless you pay to get a custom username, no one necessarily has any idea who the others are. Scores clear quarterly, don't worry, this isn't permanent.]

Comments

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[rassera]

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holyshit

[Holy shit holy shit YOU are bluefuku Tetsuo you literally just blew his goddamn mind right now.]

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[iamtetsuo]

pretty cool isnt it


you wouldnt stand a chance against me

[If he had any idea...]

permavoice;

[nostalgiabomb]

... Kid.

You need a hobby.

Like, real badly.

Have you thought about collecting stamps?

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[iamtetsuo]

[FINE DON'T BE IMPRESSED, ASSHOLE]

Shut up! Who the hell cares about stamps, anyway?

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[maglevflash]

is this how you deal with the nightmares?

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[iamtetsuo]

beats having nothing to do

[Yep, that's definitely a factor in this]

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[rideme]

beat which one

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[iamtetsuo]

the best one!

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[resipiscent]

[Oh, it's that phone game.

...

He really sucks at it.]

That's you at the top?

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[iamtetsuo]

yep pretty cool isnt it

[burnmetwice]

don't get trapped in that hell, Tetsuo. Nobody wins mobile games; mobile games win you.

[iamtetsuo]

the hell does that mean??

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[kingofthetvworld]

Wowie, you are some kinda pong master, arentcha?

[That's not pong, that's not even remotely pong. But the point is, it should be pong.]

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[iamtetsuo]

Pong? What's it say at the top, dumbass?

permatext

[deadtective]

Oh, dude. If you were this lonely you could've just texted me.

[that said, shit. Hazel used to play this game a little more regularly but recently had gotten sucked into this world's version of Neko Atsume and the newest spin on Bejeweled. she's going to have to go back to this, she could have sworn she was third at some point...]

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[iamtetsuo]

i wasnt lonely i was bored theres a fucking difference

[Not really]

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[amadaman]

[Ken is not even close to the house when he responds. Safety or something.]

You played the game too?

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[iamtetsuo]

[Oh great, it's the OTHER guy he doesn't want to talk to. Of course. Why not.]

amada??

who the hell isnt on this thing!

[He didn't quite realize just how popular this game is]

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[enucleation]

How much time did it take for you to reach that score? [ you should get a new hobby because it seems you've been spending too much time with this one ]

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[iamtetsuo]

long enough to settle things

[His saving grace and downfall are both the same thing: he's nothing if not endlessly determined]

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[booyahh]

I think you may have spent too much time in that game.

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[iamtetsuo]

no one cares what you think

[just be impressed already jeez]

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

give me two weeks.

I'll beat it.

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[iamtetsuo]

you? dont make me laugh

[You might want to set this to private pretty quickly here, he cares nothing for your secrets]

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[kanadian]

[ If text could be judgey... ]

Wow. You've...become an expert. At a game? Congratulations, I guess.

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[iamtetsuo]

yeah thats right im a master at it

you got a problem with it

[Come on what's with being weird]