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UGGGHHH this is so moded! [Just when you thought you'd be safe from all the little kids wandering around dripping with fake blood and mashing their plastic vampire teeth, the video's coming on to reveal Bart Allen in all his bloody mummy bandage wrapped glory.

He's upset. He's so very, very upset.] I mean I know it's random which is totally dumb on its own but c'mon it was Halloween! I missed Halloween and all the decorations and the ghosts and the vampires going blah blah blah and being able to get free candy and see all the crash costumes people come up with-- oh man there were probably heroes too kinda like fanPort ughhh this was gonna be such a crash Halloween!

[He jabs one of those mummy wrapped fingers at the screen, suddenly looking oh-so-serious and a little less end-of-the-world-y.]

We are totally having a second Halloween. [A grin slips through] A Hall-late-ween! HA!

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[countdone]

Hey, I'm sure plenty of people haven't taken down their decorations yet.

[Welcome back, kid.]

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[moded]

Wait really?? [Look how instantly you brightened this kid's day, Piper] HaHA! Dude! That's 'cause Halloween's the best I mean what other holiday is built all around dressing up and getting free candy?

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[performance]

[ TRY TO CONTAIN YOUR HAPPINESS ROBIN YOU CAN DO IT BE COOL ]

I might have some leftover Halloween candy that someone hasn't gotten to yet.

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[Meanwhile, baRT WILL DO NO SUCH THING]

Ro-- [wait no hold on, excuse him as he just sort of dives at the comm, picking it up and jostling the camera as he slaps a lock on here]

Robin! Is everyone okay I mean I'm sure everyone's totally crash but I mean is everyone here and crash and has anything happened like anything bad like supervillains or the stuff with Scarecrow or the Cold War I guess which is still totally moded but everyone's okay right and Wally didn't throw my Roombas away did he and Gramps is still okay with RF and Ally didn't eat anyone right??

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[airshow]

It's never too late for trick or treating! Don't let society keep you down, kiddo.

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[moded]

[Okay, that's definitely a huge grin that's breaking out here. Even if it is partially obscured under mummy bandages.]

Hey don't say that unless you really mean it and if you do mean it we are totally going November Treating.

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[missleadingquestions]

Looks like you're lucky. I'm pretty sure like, everyone here is game for a second halloween.

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[moded]

Well doi they are! I mean who wouldn't want another holiday where you get to dress up and get free candy from everyone?

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[tardily]

[ aggressively uses text so he doesn't cry. ]

there may be a stash of halloween candy around me. but you know mine and wally's appetite. i was saving it but idk if it'll stick around.

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[ cry barry, cry ]

what no dude save some candy store candy doesnt taste like halloween candy its way different
heropa???

[He's already moving, lbh here]

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[andaway]

To be fair, though, you missed a few bad things as well. I think Halllateween is worth it.

[If Bart wants Halloween he gets Halloween Clark will make sure of that.]

I'd say I'm glad to see you around but considering we're being kidnapped here that would be weird. When did you get back?

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[LOOK AT THE GRIN ON THIS CHILD. LOOK HOW MUCH HE'S GRINNING ABOUT GETTING SUPERMAN TO SAY HAL-LATE-WEEN]

Hallateween is totally worth it! I mean any kind of Halloween is worth it even if we did Halloween in December and everyone dressed up as Santa and got gingerbread men and toys instead of candy it'd be so worth it.

[He shrugs at the who kidnapped thing, though] Dunno I mean it's not really kidnapping anymore, I've lived here longer than I have back in 2016 back there so it's kind of just being home again.

[Oh right he should answer the 'when' part of things] Uhhh five minutes ago? [And he already somehow found a mummy costume. It's best not to question Impulse.]

[Video] ID reads Superboy

[tactile_telekinesis]

[Kon squints a little and then raises a brow.

After a moment or two however he his expression eases into a small smile.]

You missed an awesome Batman costume.

[Why do you have Bart's name, look like him, but at the same time...look different?]

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[.... Whoa.

I mean. It sounds like the last Superboy Bart knew here. And the comm definitely says Superboy. And he guesses he does kinda look like Superboy...




.... but man did SB's wardrobe get a lot cooler]

Whaaaaat dude! Did you take pictures? I mean I know there have to be pictures somewhere but were they all [he quickly (not superspeed quick.... kind of) undoes the bandages around his arms in order to pile them on top of his head, somehow managing to create two little points at each side before frowning as much as he can and dropping his voice... as much as possible.

It's not a lot] I am the night!

[maglevflash]

[Bart Bart. Little speedster bro. Oh my god, she is so happy to see you. She's had a lot of good moments lately, but seeing you come BACK is one of the best. Don't mind that vulnerability to her expression as she quickly sets her work aside because she is going to find you, boy.

He mentioned fanport. That means it's him him, and not a new Bart, right?]

I'm sure there's still plenty of candy to go around. I think the Pines alone would be right there with you on a second Halloween.

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It's not the candy! I mean it's kinda the candy but dude last year there were ghosts [Bart that was you] and super crash costumes and decorations!

[Hi there not-sis, he'd say he missed you too, but... well. It's only been a few minutes, for him.

Which is really, really weird. And really, really not okay.]

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[huntergames]

A second Halloween?! That's pure genius!

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[moded]

Totally genius. And I mean what if there were some kids that were sick on Halloween? There definitely has to be a Hal-late-ween. We can make it on the 13th instead of the 31st too have almost everything backwards.

[Almost, because it is 100% necessary to still get candy]

[mightthinkthat]

I'm sure there are pictures. [ He was going to say how very sad it was that he was whining like this, but apparently everyone's on board. Who knew? ]

In fact, there are. And little movies. [ Francis is doing pretty well with dealing with the internet, but he hasn't quite the lingo yet. ]

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Well yeah I mean of course there are pictures but pictures totally aren't the same I mean I grew up with pictures of Halloween but it's not the same as getting to dress up and walk down the street going RRRRRGGGHHHHH BRRRRRAAAIIIINSSSSS [bart honey that's zombies not mummies] and actually getting candy on Halloween night just 'cause you are super dressed up!

[Can you tell Halloween is one of his favorite holidays?]

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[khajidont]

[Because he is not showing his face after seeing Bart's face on the network gives him a heart attack.

Sorry, buddy. He wrote you off as being gone forever.]

What the heck are you on the network talking about Halloween for where are you

[GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE YOUNG MAN]

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[Jaime can't see or hear it, but man oh man is Bart letting out a breath of relief seeing that Jaime is still here.]

cause its halloween i missed it hermano!! free candy night of the year dress up as whatever you wanna be and now i have to wait ANOTHER year

[Don't worry, Jaime, Bart's basically there already]

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[pobrecisco]

Hey, if Barry hasn't eaten all our candy, feel free to come trick or treat at our place. We so don't have our decorations taken down yet, and won't for like another two weeks at least if I have anything to say about it.

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He better not have eaten all your candy I mean I know I was gone but dude. There are things you don't do to family and one of those things is eat honorary candy stashes.

[Chips, on the other hand, are fair game]

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[ursawhiner]

Won't that be sort of overkill if we have Summerween, Halloween, AND second Halloween?

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[moded]

Nah overkill would be having two Halloweens a week or maybe three probably four but also totally debatable what's Summerween?

[Share these wonderful secrets, Dipper. You know you want to.]

[orions_shadow]

No more candy.

You can have mine.

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What? No! That's not the point of second Halloween the point of second Halloween is to have another time to go and dress up as ghouls and vampires and superheroes and get even more candy than the first Halloween not give it all away!

[Blasphemy, Shadow. Blasphemy.]

[resipiscent]

[It's November, Bart.]

Do you know how hard it is to run a delivery service by yourself?

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[HALLOWEEN KNOWS NO SEASON]

Really really hard I mean that's part of why I wanted you to come in the first place is No-Time still working? [Because oh man he's gonna be so excited if it is]

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[sidecars]

Whoa, wait! Hang on, can we back this train up a stop? What's with the free candy bit? Who's getting free candy on Halloween?

[ Sure, if you steal it, yeah. They all did that, but this doesn't sound like common pilfering. ]

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Everyone gets free candy on Halloween! I mean anyone who dresses up but that's why it's totally moded! Everyone who just got here missed it and they didn't even give out consolation candy.

[beneathbluerafters]

I fully support the idea of a second Halloween!

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HA! Thank you-- see it's totally a legit idea! [He's leaning to the side, raising his voice like he's yelling at someone.

If he is, it's really not someone who cares. Or is... even remotely involved in the argument, but don't worry about it.]

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[bindsthedead]

You- you're back!

But apparently there's another holiday coming up in a few weeks- I think it's called Christmas? [Given how all of the stores are selling things associated with it, it can't be that far away, right?]

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Yeah! Took a while apparently I mean on this end not on my end been about mmmmm ten minutes since I was last here?

[Which is kind of weird and freaky and bugging the heck out of him, but he's doing his best not to let that show.

He perks up at the mention of Christmas, though!]

Man I wish Christmas was in just a few weeks its not until end of December though which is way moded I mean it should totally be a full month holiday! Places'll all be decorated for it anyway it'd make so much more sense that way!

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[foreshadower]

Well! Look who's back!

If you want someone to...decorate for your little holiday, you know who to ask.

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[moded]

Ha! Yup! I mean duh I'm back why'd the Porter ever wanna get rid of someone so crash?

[Look at him puff up his skinny little chest, trying to be all smug and prideful before he just... lets out his breath in a chuckle, grinning like an idiot.]

You'd really help?? We should totally decorate again! Make haunted turkeys show up everywhere! Oh! We could even have a decorating contest!

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH YOU [YELLING IS HOW PEOPLE SHOW AFFECTION]

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[This? This is when whatever carefree, doesn't care about what's actually going on attitude Bart's been trying to keep up just falls apart.

There's a second - a lifetime for someone who could disassemble a car in the blink of an eye, if need be - where Bart's expression crumples, where the emotions he'd been hit with (the what if's, the fear burning in the back of his throat that he'd been gone for too long, that Wally wasn't here anymore, that Wally's gone back to being dead) actually show on his face. But then he swallows, grins wide and grips the comm like it's about to jump out of his hands and run away.]

Wally! Gramps has so much candy left you should totally come down here and get some OH! Or I could bring some to you I mean he and Cisco don't really need all of it and I have some money from the soldiers again so I can pick up even more on my way back there is still a back to go to right I mean you didn't give my room away did you??

[Where are you Wally West your little brother needs to give you a hug.]