mickeyd_emon: (I don't wanna know how it ends)
Sadao Maou ([personal profile] mickeyd_emon) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-11-04 02:56 pm

First Promotion(?) ; video

[the screen is overtaken by a black hole, blurred pale around the edges. there's a deafening tap tap tap. is it a monster? some new demonic threat?! MORE VENGEFUL TOILETS RETURNING FROM THEIR SLUMBER????? the black recedes and...it's some doof's finger. one red eye peers at the screen way too closely]

Maaaaan, I don't get these smart phones at all. Where's a guy gotta go t' get a good ol' fashioned flip phone huh? well, whatever. [he clears his throat and projects his voice needlessly, briefly wearing a regal tone like an old cape]

Citizens of America! Thank--[he pulls back the camera, accidentally turning it so he stands diagonal in the feed] Thank you for your hospitality. I'm Sadao Maou, and I'm the new assistant manager at Blessed Bounties, the best produce store you'll see around these Pennsylvania parts! Drop by for a discount on oranges later today.

[he flashes a winning grin. not even an hour in the place and he's already doing PR]

I'm kinda from Japan, so please have patience as I get used to how things run around here. Otherwise, I'm at your service!

Now that that's outta the way . . . Urushihara! I know you're out there, lurkin' somewhere on the net. Come fix my phone for me, it kept sayin' I need an "update" an' now it's wiggin' out.
disorder_heaven: (Meh. Never mind.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-06 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Despite the Maou-Satan divide, Urushihara can't deny that he never felt truly "at home" anywhere in Ente Isla. That tiny apartment in a tiny part of Shibuya was greater than the true Heaven, and he knew he'd miss it.

Then again, Maou was here. At least he wasn't completely alone.

And Emilia wasn't here either. That was even better. ]


So, there goes your loyalty to your franchise, eh? Any customer service position will do?
disorder_heaven: (Baby steps.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-06 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, no.

What job did you get saddled with here, anyway? Drive-thru at Sentucky Fried Chicken?
disorder_heaven: (Whatever you say bro.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-06 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, as long as you don't get fired for not showing up to work for... However long you're here.
disorder_heaven: (Uwee hee.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-06 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you shouldn't get too used to the idea of going to Japan. Someone might end up transferred to Greenland.
disorder_heaven: (Why would I have...)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-06 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Better get comfortable here.
disorder_heaven: (Did I do that?)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-06 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's actually kinda funny. You work at a grocery store now, right? Does that mean we get better food now?

...Oh, wait. Ashiya's not here. Neither is Suzuno. Who's gonna cook?!
disorder_heaven: (Hold up. What's this?)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-06 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
We could always order out.

A lot.

Or buy premade crap from the grocery store.
disorder_heaven: (You're gonna hafta do better.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-06 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And I'm actually allowed to leave the house. Not that I'm gonna, but the option is nice.
disorder_heaven: (Hold up. What's this?)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-07 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Why? It's not like I'm gonna get a job at a grocery store or a... a day care, or whatever.
disorder_heaven: (Wait nope still don't care.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-07 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
File these things under "Jobs that would make me kill myself."
disorder_heaven: (Oh please. Seriously?)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-07 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Urushihara scoffs and leans back, bracing his hands against the ground. If Maou was observant, he'd notice that Urushihara's computer was much nicer than the one at home, a larger monitor but a thinner model overall. There's also a box next to his small desk, full of cords, games, and small game systems. ]

How about I stay here and we pretend we're still at home?
disorder_heaven: (Ooh lookie!)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it. What're you, Ashiya?

By the way, have you met anyone else who lives here, yet?
disorder_heaven: (Wait nope still don't care.)

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[personal profile] disorder_heaven 2015-11-10 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, nope. Not yet. Kinda creepy.

[ But of course he's totally cool with that. ]

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