Hazel Lockwood (
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[anyone who's been unfortunate enough to have Hazel stumble through their inbox in recent hours may have an inkling as to what this post is about. everyone else...good luck, sorry.]
I don't actually have a goddamn thing to say to any of you people. I'm just making this post because I can.
I mean, shit, look at me. Typing up a post! With legible sentences!! Completely fucking coherent without a single goddamn mistyped word to be found! Spellcheck couldn't keep up with me if it wanted to, my fingers are flying across the keys so fast.
And do you know why? Because I fucking won. I blasted those goddamn moon runes and their bullshit back into Jupiter's orbit where they belong. Somebody WHO KNOWS EXACTLY WHO HE IS tried to bring me down with that alien garbage and he couldn't do it!!! Nobody can fucking beat me. Nobody.
Fuck!! I feel like I should be building a tower out of Webster's dictionaries and planting an American flag at the top or something. At the very least I should go price that shit out; just being able to read all these webpages again is making me cry.
[for someone who 'didn't have a goddamn thing to say' she sure is excitedly rambling. that point is lost on Hazel, unfortunately.]
I don't actually have a goddamn thing to say to any of you people. I'm just making this post because I can.
I mean, shit, look at me. Typing up a post! With legible sentences!! Completely fucking coherent without a single goddamn mistyped word to be found! Spellcheck couldn't keep up with me if it wanted to, my fingers are flying across the keys so fast.
And do you know why? Because I fucking won. I blasted those goddamn moon runes and their bullshit back into Jupiter's orbit where they belong. Somebody WHO KNOWS EXACTLY WHO HE IS tried to bring me down with that alien garbage and he couldn't do it!!! Nobody can fucking beat me. Nobody.
Fuck!! I feel like I should be building a tower out of Webster's dictionaries and planting an American flag at the top or something. At the very least I should go price that shit out; just being able to read all these webpages again is making me cry.
[for someone who 'didn't have a goddamn thing to say' she sure is excitedly rambling. that point is lost on Hazel, unfortunately.]
NO SHUT UP
kanaya and i hve had this outting planned for like a week now
its got nothing 2 do with u or some shit for brains whos not gonna pull nothing with u if he doesnt wanna wind up a new roadside tourist attraction
UGUUUUUUUUUU
[also, god, she hopes that she remembers enough of this to never mention the fact that Tetsuo's totally hit her out of frustration before.]
SHOVES
[Wow, please don't tell Josuke that, he really would go find Tetsuo and try to punch him in the face, then.]
i-itaiiii ;A;
[THEY WERE IN THE EARLY STAGES OF FRIENDSHIP OK IT'S FINE NOW. he just...tells her he's going to kill her over and over while she laughs these days.....]
8|
[No, really, he can't remember!]
・゚・(ノД`;)・゚・
[yeah Hazel because that was literally the day before and you were making him water your plants.]
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[Oh yeah, he remembers that now.]
this is different tho u took off for more than a few hours and u were heading outta state 2
kanaya and i are just taking the egg 2 the zoo
[That is, if she agrees. If not, Josuke will be spending time on his own with the animals like a total loser.]
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Besides, you're reliable! Trustworthy! You live like four houses down from me!! I knew you could handle that shit no problem.
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but time flows just fine 4 me when im with her
oh and NOW ur saying im reliable n shit, where was that confidence a few minutes ago when we were talking about ur boyfriend?
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And how the fuck did I go from zero to two boyfriends in less than a month anyway?? I take back all those goddamn compliments, I should have never let you keep my garden alive!
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especially if u can put up with tetsuo
but hey since ur so close 2 him maybe next time u should just ask him 2 look after ur plants instead
im sure thatll go fine
as long as he doesnt see ne bees
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wait what
wtf
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It's not like I had any idea before yesterday, you know! You're making it sound like it's my fault.
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and i mean this is kinda an emergency
[It's really not.]
im sure kanaya wont mind me rescheduling!
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What would you do anyway, plant your ass on my bed and make sullen baby faces at anyone that passed by?
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and maybe
i mean better me on ur bed than that jerk right?
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You sure as hell seem to think so, at least. Meanwhile I don't even remember inviting you over..?
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and since when do i fucking need an invite i got a key the key is its own invite!!
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