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[dicktate]

It's that time again where all the pretty new faces start showing up. You are all probably confused, but the only thing you have to know is this face, because I am beautiful.

[ Finger frames. He'll give them a second to take it all in. ]

Remember it, because it will be useful for many reasons.

This face belongs to Jinseok Jin--me--and it is important for you to live. Not just because I am very handsome, but I am also one of the imPort Spokespeople, and to everyone who is pretty and lost, I can help you. Together, me and you, one on one. I can make sure you settle well.

Except if you are ugly, then Ana Ramir will help you.

Comments

[dicktate]

you think i would say anything bad about my partner
she is a person whose beauty almost measures up to my own
also she has good taste in scotch

[maime]

[This makes him concerned for different reasons]

yeah?
never mentioned you
[Maine that's because all you do with her is train and not talk, simmer down.]

[dicktate]

she never mentioned me? not even once?

[ That doesn't make any sense when he's so great? Who wouldn't want to namedrop him at every chance they could? ]

[maime]

nope
[Maine you are being misleading that is rude.]

so whats your deal

[dicktate]

[ Well, he can't really blame anyone for wanting to keep him all to themselves. ]

i am very handsome

[maime]

is that all
kinda underwhelming

[dicktate]

of course there is more
there is so much more that you would run out of life if I tried to make a list

[maime]

[AH he's one of those types.]
that tells me all I need to know really