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[dicktate]

It's that time again where all the pretty new faces start showing up. You are all probably confused, but the only thing you have to know is this face, because I am beautiful.

[ Finger frames. He'll give them a second to take it all in. ]

Remember it, because it will be useful for many reasons.

This face belongs to Jinseok Jin--me--and it is important for you to live. Not just because I am very handsome, but I am also one of the imPort Spokespeople, and to everyone who is pretty and lost, I can help you. Together, me and you, one on one. I can make sure you settle well.

Except if you are ugly, then Ana Ramir will help you.

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[vacationer]

[Oh my god.]

How did you get that job?

[dicktate]

They saw my face and knew what to do.

[ He signed up because they promised to name a highway after him. ]

[vacationer]

Are you still living at the hotel?

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[alcheregis]

What a fitting job!

[dicktate]

I thought so too. The government understands what kind of people you need to do the most important jobs. They are handsome people who are also charming and talented.

[ Also, modest. ]

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[replacerepeat]

[Well Jaekyu's new here...but from an intro like that, he's not expecting this Jinseok guy to help him out. Still, before he even bothers looking for the other one-]

What's a spokesperson know that a regular imPort wouldn't?

[dicktate]

I know it all. There's nothing that I don't know.

Are you a pretty boy? You sound like a nerd.

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[maime]

[Maine had absolutely no opinion of this post other than vague annoyance up until the very end.]

Better watch what you say about Ramir
[Too territorial? Maybe.]

[dicktate]

you think i would say anything bad about my partner
she is a person whose beauty almost measures up to my own
also she has good taste in scotch

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[timecapture]

Wow, that's so nice of you.

[She says, in the most deadpan voice ever.]

[dicktate]

[ WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK ]

I know, I am a saint. Helping beautiful get settled is my calling, even with a schedule so full. It is difficult when everybody wants you all the time, but that is what happens when you are important and irreplaceable.

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[heavyhitter]

Whoa, hey! Excuse me! What am I gonna do with a bunch of ugly newbies, huh?

[dicktate]

I told them you will help them if they buy you a nice whiskey. Forgive me.

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[textualhealing]

I guess you two will just have to fight amongst yourselves about who gets the uglies. And yet... you notice how virtually every imPort is actually pretty good looking?

[dicktate]

You think that's the case? Maybe your standards are too low.

You are very handsome, you should not settle for the ugly ones.

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[enucleation]

How did this even happen? [ sup. ]

[dicktate]

[ GOD... PLEASE NO...

The change in Jinseok's demeanor is immediate, and he seems to get smaller; his confidence popped like a balloon. He's still absolutely positive Kaneki is going to break into his house and devour him. ]

... They chose me.

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[huntergames]

What do you do for your job?

[ A beat. ]

You're Junseo's boyfriend, right?

[dicktate]

That Jang Junseo, he is mine, but I prefer manfriend.

My job is to make sure beautiful imPorts like you are happy.

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[leaflets]

[ she actually shouldn't talk to him again but maybe he's not so weird maybe

he's just like tsukiyama???

tsukiyama is weird but he's actually nice sort of... ]


You shouldn't refuse to help someone because they aren't pretty.

[dicktate]

[ Aha, he knew she sounded cute!!! ]

My Hinami, you want oppa's help? I will help you, because you are very cute.

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[glowsferatu]

You know, someone might just get the impression that you're very fond of your own face, if they read between the lines.

[dicktate]

It is not a secret that I am very handsome.

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[shuckit]

You seem like a predator. [ jussayin. ]

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[dicktate]

[ Where is the lie??? ]

I am a gift.