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It's that time again where all the pretty new faces start showing up. You are all probably confused, but the only thing you have to know is this face, because I am beautiful.

[ Finger frames. He'll give them a second to take it all in. ]

Remember it, because it will be useful for many reasons.

This face belongs to Jinseok Jin--me--and it is important for you to live. Not just because I am very handsome, but I am also one of the imPort Spokespeople, and to everyone who is pretty and lost, I can help you. Together, me and you, one on one. I can make sure you settle well.

Except if you are ugly, then Ana Ramir will help you.

Comments

[dicktate]

Then how about you scold me more tonight over dinner?

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[Is this a joke? This has to be a joke.]

No, thanks. I've got other plans.

[Like sitting in her house by herself.]

[dicktate]

Then you should cancel them. I am a much better investment of your time.

[timecapture]

I'll pass, thanks. Now if you'll excuse me...

[She has better things to do than chat up someone with even less self-awareness than most of the Vortex Club.]

[dicktate]

The offer is always open. I would not want you to miss out and regret it forever.

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[Yeah, she's just going to ignore you, now.]