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It's that time again where all the pretty new faces start showing up. You are all probably confused, but the only thing you have to know is this face, because I am beautiful.

[ Finger frames. He'll give them a second to take it all in. ]

Remember it, because it will be useful for many reasons.

This face belongs to Jinseok Jin--me--and it is important for you to live. Not just because I am very handsome, but I am also one of the imPort Spokespeople, and to everyone who is pretty and lost, I can help you. Together, me and you, one on one. I can make sure you settle well.

Except if you are ugly, then Ana Ramir will help you.

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Wow, that's so nice of you.

[She says, in the most deadpan voice ever.]

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[ WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK ]

I know, I am a saint. Helping beautiful get settled is my calling, even with a schedule so full. It is difficult when everybody wants you all the time, but that is what happens when you are important and irreplaceable.

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All I see is someone who's so full of hot air he could probably qualify for being a balloon.

[Nice comeback, Max.]

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[ Barely even listening. ]

So you see someone who is very hot? Your taste is good, good job.

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Not really. I prefer people who are willing to help everyone, not just the hot ones.

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I help them to find someone who will help them. That makes me a saint, you know. Most people wouldn't do as much as that.

[ Completely wrong; not everybody is as gross and shallow as he is. ]

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Maybe you should find a job that better suits you, then.

[She crosses her arms, fixing him with the "Max is unimpressed" look.]

Considering all the crazy shit that's going on, here, we need to band together, not refuse to help people based on something as shallow as looks.

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They can find help somewhere else, I do not deserve that kind of torture. It's better if they are caught up in the crazy shit. Wipe out all the ugly genes.

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Are you fucking kidding me? I didn't even think people like you existed. Even if it's a joke, it's not funny.

I seriously hope you never get treated the way you apparently treat others, but you sound like a total dick.

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Are you worried because you think I will treat you badly? You don't have to worry, you are very pretty, I would like to see more of you.

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[Normally, the compliment would be great to hear, but considering the circumstances...]

I'm not interested.

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Then how about you scold me more tonight over dinner?

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[Is this a joke? This has to be a joke.]

No, thanks. I've got other plans.

[Like sitting in her house by herself.]

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Then you should cancel them. I am a much better investment of your time.

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I'll pass, thanks. Now if you'll excuse me...

[She has better things to do than chat up someone with even less self-awareness than most of the Vortex Club.]

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The offer is always open. I would not want you to miss out and regret it forever.

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[Yeah, she's just going to ignore you, now.]