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[dicktate]

It's that time again where all the pretty new faces start showing up. You are all probably confused, but the only thing you have to know is this face, because I am beautiful.

[ Finger frames. He'll give them a second to take it all in. ]

Remember it, because it will be useful for many reasons.

This face belongs to Jinseok Jin--me--and it is important for you to live. Not just because I am very handsome, but I am also one of the imPort Spokespeople, and to everyone who is pretty and lost, I can help you. Together, me and you, one on one. I can make sure you settle well.

Except if you are ugly, then Ana Ramir will help you.

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[dicktate]

You are right. I was wrong. Forgive me.

[enucleation]

Yeah... [ he sighs. This isn't going anywhere and he honestly doesn't want to terrify Jinseok like this. ]

Goodbye.

[dicktate]

[ He bows politely in goodbye, the sign of utmost respect for someone who you are positive wants to eat you whole. ]

You should eat someone useless, you know. I have too many talents to be devoured.

[enucleation]

I told you, I don't eat people who are alive. And I don't want to eat you.

[dicktate]

[ That's exactly what someone who plans to eat him would say. ]

Are you trying to get me to let down my guard?

[enucleation]

[ a groan-like sigh ]

I have better things to do.