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[dicktate]

It's that time again where all the pretty new faces start showing up. You are all probably confused, but the only thing you have to know is this face, because I am beautiful.

[ Finger frames. He'll give them a second to take it all in. ]

Remember it, because it will be useful for many reasons.

This face belongs to Jinseok Jin--me--and it is important for you to live. Not just because I am very handsome, but I am also one of the imPort Spokespeople, and to everyone who is pretty and lost, I can help you. Together, me and you, one on one. I can make sure you settle well.

Except if you are ugly, then Ana Ramir will help you.

Comments

[glowsferatu]

I don't see how it could be, with the way you like to remind us. You would think your face could be allowed to speak for itself.

[dicktate]

Of course it speaks for itself, too. It speaks very loudly.

[glowsferatu]

I would consider it cheating if most of that speaking comes from the mouth part of your face.

[dicktate]

I do not even have to open my mouth for it to speak. Just look.

[ Finger frames. ]

You hear it?

[glowsferatu]

[ She leans forward, closer to the camera, looking into it in all earnestness.

After a moment: ] Perhaps I need to have my ears checked.

[dicktate]

Yes, that is likely. It is you, not me.

[glowsferatu]

If that's what you need to tell yourself. You know how we could settle this, we could run a public poll.

[dicktate]

That is a lot of effort for something where the outcome is already obvious.

[glowsferatu]

If the outcome were obvious, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

[dicktate]

You are saying you do not think I am handsome?

[glowsferatu]

[ Yeah, she's not falling for that one. She's toeing enough of a line already, but that's sure to put her on his bad side. ]

I'm saying that you should let your looks speak for themselves. Punctuating your statements with reminders so frequently doesn't convey confidence, it only makes you seem insecure and attention-starved. As though no one will notice you're handsome if you don't draw attention to it.

[dicktate]

[ She still isn't exactly walking on his good side with this statement. He definitely isn't looking pleased. ]

Attention starved and insecure? You think that's what I am?

[glowsferatu]

[ It's hard telling a dude his look is not a good one, avoiding bad feelings while being honest is not Kanaya's specialty. ]

I didn't say that's how you are, I said that's how you seem. It's a confidence that comes off insincere.

But you are a confident person. [ Beyond reason, even. ] So forcing the emphasis isn't necessary.

[dicktate]

[ Enough of this. ]

I do not pay you to tell me how to act.

[glowsferatu]

You pay me to help with how you look. I'm an image consultant, and I'm counseling you on your image.

[dicktate]

Then as your boss, I will counsel you in how not to get fired.

[glowsferatu]

Fine! I'll leave it be.

[ Touchy touchy! ]