video;

[rideme]

[And here we have the Iron Bull, holding his communicator like he's taking a selfie. But it's a video feed instead. He's... out in the wilderness somewhere. Dragging a tree in one hand. There also happens to be mistletoe strung between his horns.]

[Behind him is Kaneda. Holding the other end of the tree, covered liberally in pine needles and bits of pinecones and other dead leaves. He looks like he's having a bad time.]

So. I heard you're supposed to bring trees inside for this holiday crap.

[He shakes the tree in his hand. Unfortunately for Kaneda. Who gets jerked to one side, swearing liberally at Bull.]

Check this one out. We got it all on our own. No one else was even out here!

[That's because you're in the forest, Bull.]



((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will both be responding.))

Comments

[rassera]

...hm.

[He pauses for a minute, considering that. Any holiday with presents can't be THAT bad... Better than Halloween, that's for sure.]


So what's with the tree?

[nostalgiabomb]

Warding off evil elves.

The pine scent is supposed to deter them, but that's just a first level of defense. You decorate it with lights and ornaments and stuff, the shinier the better. Distracts them. Keeps 'em from fucking with the presents beneath the tree.

[rassera]

. . .

You're making that shit up.


[He has to be, right?]

[nostalgiabomb]

[ Without missing a beat, ]

Yeah, one hundred percent fake.