video;

[rideme]

[And here we have the Iron Bull, holding his communicator like he's taking a selfie. But it's a video feed instead. He's... out in the wilderness somewhere. Dragging a tree in one hand. There also happens to be mistletoe strung between his horns.]

[Behind him is Kaneda. Holding the other end of the tree, covered liberally in pine needles and bits of pinecones and other dead leaves. He looks like he's having a bad time.]

So. I heard you're supposed to bring trees inside for this holiday crap.

[He shakes the tree in his hand. Unfortunately for Kaneda. Who gets jerked to one side, swearing liberally at Bull.]

Check this one out. We got it all on our own. No one else was even out here!

[That's because you're in the forest, Bull.]



((ooc: Kaneda and Bull will both be responding.))

Comments

video;

[rideme]

How is it illegal?

Fun. That's what.

[ursawhiner]

Pretty sure you can't just go into a park and chop down a tree.

...Is it the kind of fun me and Mabel are allowed to know about?

[rideme]

It wasn't a park. There weren't any playgrounds.

... not unless you two don't know about kissing.

[ursawhiner]

[Dipper does not have the strength to explain national parks to Bull. Also he's pretty distracted by that last sentence.]

I-- we know about kissing!!

[rideme]

Well, shit, for Ken's sake, I hope you do.

[ursawhiner]

I'm not kissing Ken!

[rideme]

What?

Why the hell not?

[ursawhiner]

Right now I just want to hold his hand? Maybe?

[rideme]

Okay, well. You should still know how to kiss.

[ursawhiner]

I'm fine! Not knowing!

[rideme]

Yeah, but is Ken?

[ursawhiner]

You'd have to ask him?

...Please don't ask him.

[rideme]

[Bull just grins.]

[ursawhiner]

You betray me after we gave you dino chickens?!

[rideme]

I'm helping!

[ursawhiner]

I appreciate it? I guess? But I think we're fine doing things our way.

[rideme]

All right, all right. Whatever works.

[ursawhiner]

So do you uh, need help decorating the tree?

[rideme]

Sure. Kaneda's probably not going to be any good for it.

[ursawhiner]

Knowing him, he'd just stick motorcycle parts on everything.

[rideme]

Or eat the candy you're supposed to hang.

[ursawhiner]

Mabel used to do that. It's why we can't have candy canes on the tree any more.

[rideme]

Heh. She's cute though, she has a pass.

[ursawhiner]

Less cute when you find her passed out under the tree covered in candy cane remains.

[rideme]

... well damn.

I know that feeling.