Bucky Barnes (
sidecars) wrote in
maskormenace2015-12-15 08:19 pm
Entry tags:
- n/a | the midnighter,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † bucky barnes | winter soldier,
- † cassandra wayne | batman,
- † dick grayson | nightwing,
- † gogo tomago | n/a,
- † hal jordan | green lantern,
- † kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- † kira yoshikage | killer queen,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † lapis lazuli | n/a,
- † manolo sanchez | n/a,
- † reggie mantle | n/a,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † ted kord | blue beetle ii,
- † thomas | n/a,
- † wally west | kid flash,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
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[ Why look! It’s a professionally edited video directed by April Ludgate uploaded to the network! Boy oh boy! Golly gee! Let’s all watch!
It starts out with a shot of two boys, dirty and in worn-out clothes as they squat in an alley watching imPorts and natives walk past them. It’s kind of weird how they aren’t looking at the camera at all; it’s just these somber, million mile stares when a voice starts. ]
There are tons of orphans in Nonah and De Chima, but today you can help two turn their Christmas dreams into a reality.
[ The video then fades into another scene of the boys walking along before cutting to a familiar face. A song begins in the background from a solo guitar. ]
Hi. I’m Dick Grayson, and for just a few dollars spent, you can help. [ Then it shows Bucky Barnes and his fellow orphan kids doing some avant-garde staring at anything but the camera. It’s some heavy shit here guys as Manolo Sanchez comes into view strumming along and singing something akin to Sarah McLachlan and her sad ass songs. ] These boys need to know that there is still good to be found in these trying times. With enough donations, we can help them. By renting a helicopter and flying them through the city they belong to.
[ Yep, you heard right. These kids want to do a fly over their city during Christmas. Heart warming, isn’t it? Now Bucky is holding their hands as they all look deeply into the camera. Manolo, though, he’s still singing his heart out behind them. You are doing a bang up job there, sir! ]
Will you be the one to make their Christmas wish come true? Donate today.
Please send monetary donations or whole helicopters to this number: 1-800-555-ORFN. Any questions will be forwarded to April Ludgate. [ So basically don’t ask. ]
It starts out with a shot of two boys, dirty and in worn-out clothes as they squat in an alley watching imPorts and natives walk past them. It’s kind of weird how they aren’t looking at the camera at all; it’s just these somber, million mile stares when a voice starts. ]
There are tons of orphans in Nonah and De Chima, but today you can help two turn their Christmas dreams into a reality.
[ The video then fades into another scene of the boys walking along before cutting to a familiar face. A song begins in the background from a solo guitar. ]
Hi. I’m Dick Grayson, and for just a few dollars spent, you can help. [ Then it shows Bucky Barnes and his fellow orphan kids doing some avant-garde staring at anything but the camera. It’s some heavy shit here guys as Manolo Sanchez comes into view strumming along and singing something akin to Sarah McLachlan and her sad ass songs. ] These boys need to know that there is still good to be found in these trying times. With enough donations, we can help them. By renting a helicopter and flying them through the city they belong to.
[ Yep, you heard right. These kids want to do a fly over their city during Christmas. Heart warming, isn’t it? Now Bucky is holding their hands as they all look deeply into the camera. Manolo, though, he’s still singing his heart out behind them. You are doing a bang up job there, sir! ]
Will you be the one to make their Christmas wish come true? Donate today.
Please send monetary donations or whole helicopters to this number: 1-800-555-ORFN. Any questions will be forwarded to April Ludgate. [ So basically don’t ask. ]

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How did you get me to agree to this again? I mean, this is really... really... uh, heavy-handed, for one thing.
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Because you really really want that helicopter ride. [ But even he has to look back on his phone and struggle not to wince. ] It'll be fine! I mean it's for orphans! Who says no to orphans? No one.
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[you can almost hear the point whizzing right past Lapis' head, even over the soulful strumming of everyone's favorite guitarist.]
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Everything's cooler when you're seeing it from a helicopter. I assume. And bland compared to what?
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Well, this year is just a first step! With every donation it shows us that people care and that caring will turn small ideas like these into bigger dreams! So, you know, donate and uhh maybe it won't turn out so bland!
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[Seriously?]
Wouldn't be the money be spent better in another way?
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[ Yeah, Bucky is so saintly as fuck. ]
And they wanted a helicopter, so! We're just trying to keep their hope alive!
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Well, there are a lot of, uh, really noble charities out there, this is only one...
[ Wow this is so not working. Maybe lightning will hit him. ]
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How big of a helicopter are you looking for?
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Quite the reward for giving, huh?
[ Let's see how hard Bucky can flutter his brown eyes to get a helicopter. ]
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What my very eloquent partner said. If it helps, they're fairly small orphans. You know, compact. Petite. Travel size.
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That sure is a heart-warming Christmas message.
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You said tons. You're going to be letting more than just the two of them on helicopters, right?
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[ Save him. ]
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What?
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Want to donate to our cause?
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If I give money, can I watch them try to steer it?
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[ Technically an orphan will be steering it and showing another orphan how to pilot it. He isn't lying here! No one needs to know that it is, in fact, Dick and Bucky and not just any old street urchins. ]
So donate away, and you will get your chance!
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[Are you serious, Bucky are you legit serious.]
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[Seriously, this was for charity, not for publicity! And while he debated on making this private, Manolo also kind of wants everybody to know HE DID NOT ASK FOR THIS, OKAY...]
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[ And he just got punched in the face on the network, so that's totally saying something. ]
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[ SO THERE, PUNK! ]
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Thank you for all your hard work toward the mission of preserving and protecting the Christmas spirit.
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...really. Really now.
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[ The picture of innocence here! ]
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...So, what are these two orphan kid's names, anyway?
[Of course she smells a scam but, you know what? What's the fun in not playing along?]
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[ Because that's just straight up shady and you should feel bad! Also, he doesn't want to tell you because he doesn't even remember.
Also, Dick honey, just stay out of this one. You are SO BAD at scamming anyone well. ]
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[Because their choice in flying vehicle is really what needs to be critiqued here.]
Unless you kids just want to go up and down. [Baby Dick Grayson can't be too far off from adult Dick Grayson so there's no way that's true.]
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Well, you know, beggars can't be choosers when it comes to helicopter acquisition...
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