shutterbugged: (spidey: uh hey)
Peter Parker, the Spectacular Etc. Etc. ([personal profile] shutterbugged) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-24 02:41 am

BACKDATED to the 18th; TEXT, comm ID "Spider-Man"

Funny thing is, I spent most of last year counting down to my 5th imPort anniversary, and in the end I missed it by a good month and a half. Guess that's what comes of having a significant life event close to the holidays.

[ Spider-Man red versus Goblin green… totally counts as festive, right? Of course it does. ]

You gotta love the human -- sorry, the sapient -- capacity for adaptation. Forgetting the day of my own kidnapping.

But for the sake of you patient souls who suffered through my existential moping last year -- how many of you are still here, anyway? roll call! -- let's skip it this time and go with an icebreaker for the newbies.

Two truths and a lie. For those of you who come from universes without awkward getting-to-know-you party games, (a) congratulations, (b) it's just what it sounds like. I'll start:

1. I once picked a fight with a swarm of communist bees.
2. I used to have six arms but a giant lizard helped me remove them.
3. My car once tried to murder me.

Take your guesses.
lunaraneae: (Don't forget to leave your Pokemon in)

text; id: silk

[personal profile] lunaraneae 2016-01-24 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
You know, Johnny Storm told me some stories about the Spider-Mobile.
lunaraneae: (That's the Pokemon game I want)

[personal profile] lunaraneae 2016-01-24 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying I can't trust a fine and upstanding member of the Fantastic Four?
lunaraneae: (Something I've never seen in a Pkmn game)

[personal profile] lunaraneae 2016-01-24 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, he was a perfect gentleman on our date.
lunaraneae: (Pokemon costumes aren't cheap)

[personal profile] lunaraneae 2016-01-24 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
It was a good date! We beat up some muggers.
lunaraneae: (Dr. Beedrill Murphy OBGYN)

[personal profile] lunaraneae 2016-01-25 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, he took me out to dinner first. Really fancy dinner. We just preferred fighting bad guys.
lunaraneae: (That's the Pokemon game I want)

[personal profile] lunaraneae 2016-01-29 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you're not jealous? A lot of people would consider Johnny Storm a catch.

[A lot of people not Cindy, but she's not ready to give up the game quite yet.]
lunaraneae: (Don't forget to leave your Pokemon in)

[personal profile] lunaraneae 2016-02-08 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Would that make you Mrs. Spider-Stilt? Stilt-Spider?
lunaraneae: (Pokemon costumes aren't cheap)

[personal profile] lunaraneae 2016-02-14 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Branding is important. Do you have an Instagram yet? I hear that's all the rage.