BACKDATED to the 18th; TEXT, comm ID "Spider-Man"

[shutterbugged]

Funny thing is, I spent most of last year counting down to my 5th imPort anniversary, and in the end I missed it by a good month and a half. Guess that's what comes of having a significant life event close to the holidays.

[ Spider-Man red versus Goblin green… totally counts as festive, right? Of course it does. ]

You gotta love the human -- sorry, the sapient -- capacity for adaptation. Forgetting the day of my own kidnapping.

But for the sake of you patient souls who suffered through my existential moping last year -- how many of you are still here, anyway? roll call! -- let's skip it this time and go with an icebreaker for the newbies.

Two truths and a lie. For those of you who come from universes without awkward getting-to-know-you party games, (a) congratulations, (b) it's just what it sounds like. I'll start:

1. I once picked a fight with a swarm of communist bees.
2. I used to have six arms but a giant lizard helped me remove them.
3. My car once tried to murder me.

Take your guesses.

Comments

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[causational]

Just going off personal experience on what counts as ridiculous, I'm going to go with 3 as the lie.

You've been here for five years?

[glowsferatu]

it has to be the third one
even aside from the pure ridiculousness of the concept
why would you even need a car

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[exceptfebruary]

A fair number of years now, especially for an imPort.

Which date exactly were you ported in?

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[notyourfathersosborn]

[Private for two reasons: 1. Just in case Normie slips and more importantly 2. Normie is an Osborn and that would raise questions.]

Honestly... they all sound like the truth to me.

Because I wouldn't put it past the spider-mobile to have attempted to kill you at some point

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[helpline]

The sad thing is, all of those sound so plausible! [ says the person from Doctor Who..... ]

By Communist bees, do you mean a group of bees that identify as Communist themselves, or a group of bees that's controlled by someone who's a Communist making them Communist by proxy? And can I do two truths and a lie after I guess?

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[fistofthejoestar]

If it makes you feel any better, I missed my own anniversary a few months back. Dates are rather tricky things to hang onto, aren't they?

As for the game...all the vehicles I've seen here have been exceedingly polite about things, so I suppose I'll throw my lot in with three.

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[lunaraneae]

You know, Johnny Storm told me some stories about the Spider-Mobile.

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[leonized]

What's a communist?

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[timecapture]

Congrats, I guess?

I'm going to guess 1 as a lie.

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[caerulea]

Your world sounds... interesting.

2 is the lie?

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[tactile_telekinesis]

damn they all sound like they could be true

uh...1?

[orions_shadow]

1?

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[mantlepieces]

present and accounted for

[ He has Car Issues though, so #3 is... eerie... ]

so how'd u get away alive from the car
probably exactly why superheroes shouldnt have cars in the first place if u ask me

[cuff]

im going with 1. bees would make shitty communists

[beneathbluerafters]

how literal is your name? It must be number 2, if only because I can't picture oversized lizards being particularly helpful with the matter.

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[112ounces]

1?