shutterbugged: (spidey: uh hey)
Peter Parker, the Spectacular Etc. Etc. ([personal profile] shutterbugged) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-24 02:41 am

BACKDATED to the 18th; TEXT, comm ID "Spider-Man"

Funny thing is, I spent most of last year counting down to my 5th imPort anniversary, and in the end I missed it by a good month and a half. Guess that's what comes of having a significant life event close to the holidays.

[ Spider-Man red versus Goblin green… totally counts as festive, right? Of course it does. ]

You gotta love the human -- sorry, the sapient -- capacity for adaptation. Forgetting the day of my own kidnapping.

But for the sake of you patient souls who suffered through my existential moping last year -- how many of you are still here, anyway? roll call! -- let's skip it this time and go with an icebreaker for the newbies.

Two truths and a lie. For those of you who come from universes without awkward getting-to-know-you party games, (a) congratulations, (b) it's just what it sounds like. I'll start:

1. I once picked a fight with a swarm of communist bees.
2. I used to have six arms but a giant lizard helped me remove them.
3. My car once tried to murder me.

Take your guesses.
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[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-01-26 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
really? that's the lie?

ok.

1.) ate 112ounces of pudding in one go
2.) i found a music box on the side of the road
3.) i drank soy milk and i like it
112ounces: (no more fucking song lyrics)

[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-02-06 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
you're right. i puked it up the moment i had it in my mouth.

your turn.