video;

[wifeonmars]

[The video opens on a patch of blue sky, with some birds flying by. The camera turns and there's a surprisingly green girl giving a smile and a wave. And apparently holding the comm with no hands. She floats (??) peacefully for a bit, wind catching her cape before looking at the camera again.]

Hey, everyone! I'm Miss Martian. But you can call me M'gann. Just thought I'd introduce myself. A-and even though I am actually from Mars, I promise I'm not here to invade or anything! I mean, an invasion of just one person isn't a very good invasion. And I'd probably go all undercover so you wouldn't even notice... It'd be pretty easy actually.

[She actually appears to be considering the logistics of an alien invasion before remembering herself.]

Anyways! I'm really excited to meet everyone and I hope we can be friends!

Comments

video;

[missleadingquestions]

Wow! Y'know, that sounds a lot like where I come from.

[Maya can't help but laugh.]

Well, at least we get the cute martian, right?

[shameless]

[wifeonmars]

I didn't know humans did that, too. [That is because a lot of the humans she knows are orphans or the children of supervillains/superheroes.]

Oh, I'm-- thank you. That's very nice. [Looks like even shapeshifters blush. It's especially vivid against her green cheeks.]

[missleadingquestions]

[oh her gosh, that's the cutest thing. even martians blush. how adorable.]

Yeah, a lot of us! There are dojos like it all over the world!

Iii'm guessing it's a lot different, though. And you're welcome!

[wifeonmars]

Dojo... are you some kind of martial artist? [Sounds like a couple movies she's seen.]

We're not really organised like that. Just big families.

[missleadingquestions]

Oh-- um, not really. We study an ancient art, but it's a spiritual technique-- not a martial art.

Our families are pretty big too, I guess. But that's so cool... That, like, even other planets are pretty connected with their families, huh!

[wifeonmars]

Oh! Kind of like how I had to train in phase shifting and shapeshifting.

[Channeling ghosts and learning to phase through walls are totally different, M'gann.]

Well... my family's not that close. But it depends on the family. Just like Earth.

[missleadingquestions]

Mmm... I think I get it. But nowadays, don't a lot of people live in smaller units?

I mean, humans do.

[She doesn't know why she's asking????? gosh m'gann is an alien ok]